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A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011
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ey come on ain't no one seen bringing down the house?
it means i love you
~the cool points are out and im all twisted up in your game.
~aww kevin dat's da sweetest thing anyone has ever told me
by sandra January 19, 2004
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When in doubt, whip it out

Steve: my Penis is too warm

Emma: When in doubt, whip it out
by Emma and Rob December 9, 2008
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The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:

Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.

The addict's vicious cycle.
Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"
by TopCop May 13, 2014
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stick it in easy pull it out greasy

To have sex, fuck ,screw ect.
look at her? I would like to stick it in easy pull it out greasy.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 10, 2009
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when in doubt pull it out

This has a double meaning depending on how big of a douche bag you really are. The first meaning is, the point at which you decide to unleash the beast as opposed to keeping it caged. This is done without knowing what your date's reaction will be. The second meaning is, when confronted with the possibility of becoming insta-dad, due to lack of trust or your bad luck, close to copulation due to the fact that your retarded ass forgot a rubber.
Dibble: Hey what do you think of my little pee-pee?

Jen: Oh my God its tiny but you know what they say "When in doubt pull it out".

Dibble: I'm gonna jizz but I don't want to contaminate the world with my seed!
Tamara: Well when in doubt pull it out i guess?
by big kev 79 July 22, 2011
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