Hatin' Chairs

Becoming so anihilated drunk that you start pushing chairs around.
The chairs may be bar stools, rocking chairs, or any other form of sitting furniture.
Most commonly done at a bar in front of a large group of witnesses but may also be done in other venues.
Exception: other forms of stationary objects may be substituted. In example: slot machines, trees, tables, etc

Shane "what are you up to brian?"
Brian "Hatin' chairs"

or

"I was totally hatin' chairs last night"

by bundas May 12, 2010

beef chair

When four guys form a chair with their erect penis.

Ex. Hey girl, you want to come sit in our beef chair .

Hey girl want to come sit in this beef chair

by ontai June 18, 2014

cpby chair

cpby chair

A foldable chair that is covered in glass

Them: Yo why does that chair have glass all over it!?

Everyone else: cpby chair!

by Let'sTalkDictionary October 24, 2023

Larry Chair

Internet person who resides on Urban Dictionary obsessed with toxic gas aka methane and provides us, the UD users, with great definitions.

Hi I'm Larry Chair and I gave definitions for farticious inflatuation afflatuate fart appeal and the more recent Do I smell popcorn?

by marysawrus February 20, 2011

Broken chair

The broken chair refers to sweeping a woman's arms out from underneath her while doing it doggy style.

Girl-I got a bloody nose last night because during the middle of sex, my boyfriend pulled the broken chair on me.

by boner75 June 20, 2009

Christmas Chair

A random house chair that is decorated instead of a traditional tree.

We all enjoyed ourselves putting the lights on the Christmas Chair.

by PSCBRENDEN November 26, 2006

The Office Chair

When someone with a penis lies on their back, and a 2nd party takes a seat on said penis (Lube req'd). Once seated, one places both hands on the bottom person's chest and throws their momentum in one direction, resulting in the top person engaging in a thrilling spin, much like in an office chair.

We had no lubricant, so when my boyfriend and I attempted the office chair, we did not even spin 180 degrees.

by L Twice August 16, 2011