Tim: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Stephanie so wants me, dude.
David: Huh?
Tim: We're having sex!
David: Bruh, just say that then
David: Huh?
Tim: We're having sex!
David: Bruh, just say that then
by Nona.rosegold June 02, 2017
A pinecone bird feeder like they used to make in Girl Scouts, where you put peanut butter and the pinecone and roll it in bird seed. I don't know whey Strong Sad named them wood davers, though. He must have been REALLY hopped up, man.
by Raven December 24, 2003
When you say good morning to someone with the surname "Wood". Initially it will sound like you are talking about a morning erection.
by hdver January 18, 2012
is that your friend in the wood chipper?
by Mr. Jiggs December 26, 2007
A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.
by Dr.Pascalle December 03, 2004
Usually in reference to Football to describe a hard or punishing hit on a player. "lay the wood" can also be used in the same context.
During his career, Dick Butkus would bring the wood on a regular basis.
John Lynch brought the wood on that hit.
Andrew Luck layed the wood on Shareece Wright.
John Lynch brought the wood on that hit.
Andrew Luck layed the wood on Shareece Wright.
by frankoftank September 09, 2013
Karen's only chance of getting married at here age was to find a divorced giy. I'm glad she found some reclaimed wood.
by Chuck Wang100 November 30, 2017