Skip to main content

intellectual Snuggie

A person functioning as an emotional or intellectual safety net for another, who dates others but keeps the Snuggie around for emo needs.
Q: Have y'all hooked up?
A: He's dating some skank. I'm just his intellectual Snuggie.
by bunnificus May 27, 2009
mugGet the intellectual Snuggie mug.

ho intel

The act of a girl helping another girl find a relationship by reporting to her when a guy talks about her or purposely questioning him about her.
Katie was collecting ho intel when she asked Jack about his feelings for Stephanie; that evening she told him everything he said.
by fuffies December 21, 2008
mugGet the ho intel mug.

intellectual servitude

the practice of a weak-minded person or group submitting to the logic of the intellectual slavers without question; the inability of a person or group to project their own voice or opinion without the slavers approval, or face retaliation; of being in a non-prosperous state working, or not-working for a pittance of guaranteed security;
Betty's mind was freed from intellectual servitude when she left the union and started her own home business.
by BoboJones April 29, 2011
mugGet the intellectual servitude mug.

inglish

oh dang fam she looks like a inglish
by jonnyboo626 April 9, 2017
mugGet the inglish mug.

Ingleburn

A suburb of Sydney Australia situated between 2 low income, bogan suburbs. Its squashed by a bogan sandwich in otherwords. Frequently down near the train station, you'll see slappers and drug addicts roaming the streets on their way home to their public housing which is set amongst some nice Ingleburn homes.
Bogan - "Oi! - after I buy some sh** in Ingleburn, I'm going to Minnow"
by UpscaleCitizen February 10, 2010
mugGet the Ingleburn mug.

ingles

a place, thing, or act that is the shiznit
Your girlfriend decides to give you fellatio. You may procede to say "Ingles"
by Phil and Pat McGroin May 14, 2005
mugGet the ingles mug.

pseudo-intellectual

It's hard to define this word. Basically a pseudo-intellectual is originally an average person who have the ability to absorb information but unable to do anything with it.

A pseudo-intellectual isn't exactly dumb, but he/she certainly isn't on par with a truly intelligent person.

A truly intelligent person understands "pattern", he doesn't need to read the newspaper on a daily basis to know what's happening around the globe, but rather he can accurately predict what would happen in a period of time. (This is exactly how people like Darwin was able to come up with Evolution, things come in pattern).

Characteristics of a pseudo-intellectual:

- Bragging about what college he is going to without giving a good legitimate reason. (Someone went to Cornell just to get a teaching degree)

- Using big words and foreign words in his/her writing or daily language in an un-necessary amount. (Someone who describes himself as a proponent of "independent citizens' movement")

- Inclined to join an Extremist Political Faction (Both right & left)

- See my 2nd point, except he/she lists a LARGE amount of bands/books/quotes in his biographies on his/her Facebook page.

- Being a Grammar Nazi (because they are too snobby and profound to understand what you've said when you left out the 's' at the end of a plural noun).

- Name is more important than inner quality (e.g. someone who claims Einstein as the Greatest scientist ever lived but doesn't know what he did.)
I used to be a pseudo-intellectual but I've realized how 'stupid' it made you look.
by auslander raus September 20, 2010
mugGet the pseudo-intellectual mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email