Mr. Ichinose is a Japanese business man.
by VoteCoffee December 21, 2013
Get the ichinose mug.while doing a chick from behind you stick your thumb in her ass. then wipe the "anti-glare" below your eyes just like ichiro.
me and the old lady last night were going at it doggy style and watching sports center at the same time. so in the spirit of things i popped a thumb in her ass and gave myself an ichiro.
by ragnars vw June 17, 2009
Get the ichiro mug.The paring of Ichigo and Orhime from bleach.
Many fans of this paring are retarded and think it will work out.
Ichiruki is the only real relationship in bleach. I have enough resources to tell you that right now. Orihime and Ichigo is a one sided love. Orihime will not be with ichigo.
Many fans of this paring are retarded and think it will work out.
Ichiruki is the only real relationship in bleach. I have enough resources to tell you that right now. Orihime and Ichigo is a one sided love. Orihime will not be with ichigo.
One person says: ICHIHIME CURES SUPER HERPES!!
While "super herpes" Is a stupid excuse to say that ichihime rocks when it doesn't.
Ichiruki fans don't have retarded things to say, we only say things that make sense.
While "super herpes" Is a stupid excuse to say that ichihime rocks when it doesn't.
Ichiruki fans don't have retarded things to say, we only say things that make sense.
by ANGELCUTE72 ON YOUTUBE October 23, 2011
Get the Ichihime mug.A total fail of a 'couple' to ever to grace the manga panels. It is a 'couple' paring that involves Orihime Inuoe and Ichigo Kurosaki in the Japanese manga called "Bleach". Statistically speaking of Tite Kubo's (the author) solid objectives in terms of pure romance for one another involving these two characters is: 100% Orihime, sub-zero for Ichigo-------that's right the 'ichi' is completely non-existent in 'ichi'hime but let’s just go along with it for the sake of "fanfic is canon!" mind-set of 'ichi'himes.
Orihime is a girl with a teen crush on Ichigo, which 'develops' in to a supposed love that will only last for 5 lifetimes........sooooo....what happens after said lifetimes, you ask?...*she becomes a lesbian* *insert rjw: ZING!* (no, no, she becomes a nun...NOOO, she meets Ulquiorra as a human in their 6th life-time. BINGO!) *kidding!* or am I...... *eyes maniacally squinting* And then after she confesses her louv to a unconscious and half-dead sleeping Ichigo she goes on to make Ichigo's worst nightmare come true... what is it you ask?..oh gosh, nothing at all...just-that-he-lost-his-humanity-and-attempted-to-kill-his-friend-by-stabbing-him-with-his-own-sword-and-hard-smashed-"his princess'"-face-on-the-rock-hard-ground (lol) thereby she helped her louv-of-5-life-times remit into his most severe/ deadly case of personality disorder ever known in the Bleach universe. *that's true love for ya!*
Orihime is a girl with a teen crush on Ichigo, which 'develops' in to a supposed love that will only last for 5 lifetimes........sooooo....what happens after said lifetimes, you ask?...*she becomes a lesbian* *insert rjw: ZING!* (no, no, she becomes a nun...NOOO, she meets Ulquiorra as a human in their 6th life-time. BINGO!) *kidding!* or am I...... *eyes maniacally squinting* And then after she confesses her louv to a unconscious and half-dead sleeping Ichigo she goes on to make Ichigo's worst nightmare come true... what is it you ask?..oh gosh, nothing at all...just-that-he-lost-his-humanity-and-attempted-to-kill-his-friend-by-stabbing-him-with-his-own-sword-and-hard-smashed-"his princess'"-face-on-the-rock-hard-ground (lol) thereby she helped her louv-of-5-life-times remit into his most severe/ deadly case of personality disorder ever known in the Bleach universe. *that's true love for ya!*
ichihime1: *reads manga (with huffy puffy sex ounn!)* *manga reads as follow: random character says:"Ichigo, if you don't get stonger I will kill Chad and Orihime and all your friends you care about will die too." Ichigo says: "Imma kill you!"* ichihime interpretation: yaaaaaaaaah Ichigo louvvs Orihimes so much he practically banged her right there!
ichihime2: Oh I know Ichigo and Orihime having wild anamilistic sex after the training is just a bit off for the next chapter prediction but oh goodness Kubo's such a tease it's bound to happen soon cuz I can read!
ichihime3: Oh may be not sex but passionate kissing and shameless groping is going to happen and then he's going to take her out to a fancy dinner followed by a 6 hour make-out session! yep, that's right, that's what's going to happen becuz that's my opnion!
The rest of Bleach fandom: Watches the freak show in utter bewilderment & relishes the oozing stupidity of these disturbed creatures known as "ichihime fans".
ichihime2: Oh I know Ichigo and Orihime having wild anamilistic sex after the training is just a bit off for the next chapter prediction but oh goodness Kubo's such a tease it's bound to happen soon cuz I can read!
ichihime3: Oh may be not sex but passionate kissing and shameless groping is going to happen and then he's going to take her out to a fancy dinner followed by a 6 hour make-out session! yep, that's right, that's what's going to happen becuz that's my opnion!
The rest of Bleach fandom: Watches the freak show in utter bewilderment & relishes the oozing stupidity of these disturbed creatures known as "ichihime fans".
by can read Kubo's drawings December 12, 2011
Get the ichihime mug.A popular pairing in the Bleach universe. This pairing is often called legit because Orihime has the same hair color as Ichigo or because she has big boobs or because they look cute together. In reality, this pairing will never happen because while Orihime may "love" Ichigo, he doesn't really have a deep and complex relationship with her. She is attracted to him just by how he looks, and he is just corteous and caring to all his friends. Super herpes isn't even real. You're an idiot if you think so. You're already an idiot if you like IchiHime. IchiHime just pisses people off. IchiRuki was pretty much meant to be. Orihime may be nice and have a good personality and stuff, but in reality she doesn't have any points in which she can relate to Ichigo, she is dead weight and useless in battle, and puts a new definition (pun not on purpose, but definetly noticed) to the saying "dumb blonde" even if she isn't a blonde.
by awkwardChocolat June 11, 2013
Get the IchiHime mug.One of the worst pairings in the entire show... Orihime doesn't truly love Ichigo as she claims. Rather than romantic moments happening between them, the absolute opposite happens. Not only that, they bring out the worse in each other. Most people who ship this pairing are young girls from 7-13 who don't know anything about love. They assume just because they both have red hair, they should be together...
IchiOri has no love. Orihime only likes him cuz of his looks. She knows nothing about him, just as he doesn't really care to know about her.
Orihime's supposed love for him only gets her depressed! She used to be the most cheerful girl in the whole manga, until the whole HM arc started. She caused IchiThing to appear, while her jealousy and "love" is slowly turning her into your typical shojo female. Unable to do anything and can only say one thing.
They don't have a real bond like Ichigo and Rukia. It's just some fake unrequited shit... This pairing doesn't even deserve the word love...
IchiOri has no love. Orihime only likes him cuz of his looks. She knows nothing about him, just as he doesn't really care to know about her.
Orihime's supposed love for him only gets her depressed! She used to be the most cheerful girl in the whole manga, until the whole HM arc started. She caused IchiThing to appear, while her jealousy and "love" is slowly turning her into your typical shojo female. Unable to do anything and can only say one thing.
They don't have a real bond like Ichigo and Rukia. It's just some fake unrequited shit... This pairing doesn't even deserve the word love...
Orihime once compared herself to the rain... And the rain drags Ichigo down
Rain= bad to Ichigo; Orihime=Rain; thus... Orihime= bad to Ichigo
ICHIORI DOESN'T EXIST!
Rain= bad to Ichigo; Orihime=Rain; thus... Orihime= bad to Ichigo
ICHIORI DOESN'T EXIST!
by Ichihimeh8er October 23, 2011
Get the IchiOri mug.The Fan Coupling between Kurosaki Ichigo and Inoue Orihime in the popular manga Bleach by Kubo Tite. It's fanbase is slowly growing.
by Katy Goodwin September 3, 2007
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