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I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.
Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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What the fuck did I just watch?

If you're here you probably just watched something really weird and asked yourself: "What the fuck did I just watch?"
example:

Person- is watching some really weird shit ( ex: midsommar)
*shit ends*

Person- what the fuck did I just watch?
*gets scared for life*
by fuckingweirdshit January 4, 2025
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Richard I Just Smashed Your Phone

YOU WHAT?!?!?!!?
Richard I just smashed your phone YOU WHAT!?!?!?!?!

HOWWOWOWOWOWHOHOHAHA HOOHOOHOOHOO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
by Bings March 5, 2024
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i just

you just
person1: woah howd you do that
person2: so technically i just
by fox/mercedes November 2, 2023
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Eliza Coupe Are Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"

Eliza Coupe Are Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"
Eliza Coupe Are Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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