Hypocritical Animal

a person that is a hypocrite/annoying

Bella - Your a hypocritical animal
Jade - your an idiotic ape

by Slim Jady February 20, 2017

Hypocrite

Someone who pokes fun at double standards they're guilty of practicing themselves.

Girl- When I was 6, I made fun of the 12 year old white kids who listened to rap and talked like gangsters, then I started wearing my hat backwards, listening to rap, and talking like a gangster. I didn't see that coming, I thought I'd never be a hypocrite like the older people I tried to make fun of. I thought my perspective had the broadest horizons of all.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

Hypocrite

Someone who acts like doing this or that is wrong, but they do it (or something similar) themselves. AKA my top enemy.

Person A-I hate person B for looking through my text messages

Person A-Looks through the emails of person C

Person C-Person A is such a hypocrite

by Coollikeice January 28, 2019

Hypocrite!

Milo... That is the EXACT DEFINITON

Milo: I don't know what hypocrite means....
Asher: *points* HYPOCRITE!

Milo: *kicks someone*
Person: Dude What did i do to you??
Milo: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!

by NO ME DIGA June 1, 2018

Hypocrite

People who got angry at anyone who spoiled Infinity War, but are posting spoilers themself after they saw the film.

Hypocrite: I kill anyone who spoils IW.
- After seeing the movie -
Hypocrite: It's crazy when X happnes to Y in IW.

by thia_lynd May 7, 2018

Hypocrite

Your Girlfriend. Girls love to do things and expect their boyfriend not to do the same.

My girlfriend always tell me not to text and drive, but everytime i get in her car she does it, She's such a Hypocrite!

by StupidLogic March 23, 2019

Hypocrite

Someone who criticizes others who act a certain way, but in reality do the same shit. (basically all of humanity)

Everyone’s such a hypocrite that says to be themselves, because in the end they’ll judge you for doing that.

by Dwightschruteismydad July 26, 2022