Teri Hatcher

The second most hottest and godly woman in the world after Eva Longoria, portrays "Susan Mayer" on Desperate Housewives. Also played "Lois Lane" on the late '90s sitcom "Lois and Clark".

It would be my ultimate dream of running into Teri Hatcher sometime and having fun together.

by Piranha July 7, 2006

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The single most quoted book series of UrbanDictionary.com.

"If The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was the president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

bloody hatchet wound

n: 1- a vagina; see also v,poon

i'd never eat that girl's bloody hatchet wound

by d-man December 11, 2003

pudding hatch

The entrance to your ass

Retrofit the pudding hatch with the boink swatter -Bloodhound Gang

by Retrix July 1, 2009

Gorilla with a Hatchet Wound

An extremely hairy bush surrounding the vagina.

Man, I pulled down her pants, she was so hairy it looked like a gorilla with a hatchet wound.

by The Tink August 24, 2006

hitchhike

To stand on the side of the road and put your thumb up, in hope that someone will give you a free ride to wherever you need to go.

I once had to hitchhike when my car broke down.

by Jnelsonmarka October 1, 2006

bloody hatchet wound

1.a surprising gash that presides in between the thighs of every female. 2. a vagina that happens to being visited by aunt flow. 3. another word for vagina.

I so want to dive in that bloody hatchet wound.

by mr.funktastic March 25, 2009