Water-hose

Semen-penis for short.
usually referred to a penis but the correct usage is a penis with sperm cells on the skin from outside (Mostly after sex by yourself)

-WTH Please stop doing sex by yourself!!
-My Water-hose is can handle this dude

by Habouz August 27, 2018

Hose Hound

A female who prances around fire camps seeking sexual fulfillment from firefighters

I caught my hose hound banging the rookie

That hose hound takes the fire plunge more than Smokey the bear

by Rachel Pew Pew April 6, 2020

Hose ass

A form of mud butt with the added detriment of swamp ass. It is both uncomfortable and horrifically rancid.

Man it's so hot out. That bean burrito was a bad choice." "Yeah, I know what you mean. I have gas, but I'm terrified of squirting some hose ass.

by Vaginasaur April 16, 2011

hose rice

An event which an Australian bets on; an Australian horse race.

While in Sydney, I went to a hose rice and won money betting on the winning horse.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 28, 2018

Hose Queen

A woman who loves to give blow jobs.

Krista is a hose queen, she is always blowing a different guy at the Teke house.

by MG303 January 25, 2020

garden hose

gives the best damn head

damn TJizzy sucks like a garden hose o0o0o0o0o i won B

by throwdest nigga on this side of the mississippi July 2, 2006

fire hose

when after receiving a pink sock, the girls ass erupts with explosive diarrhea and the once motionless, dangling, inside-out asshole bursts into an erratic motion resembling an un-manned fire hose

after the fire hose incident the walls were covered in shit. she obtained maximum pressure on the line.

by poocano February 6, 2010