Hobosexual

A person who is in a relationship for a place to live

Braden: Dean is such a hobosexual
Gabe: i know he only likes my mom because she has a house

by fbiuayvojahfv May 21, 2018

Homeschooliosis

A condition or rather a syndrome whereby
someone that goes to school and stays for
a short period of time, starts missing
home, and finally getting home later and
stays for a short period of time, starts
missing school again.

She diagnosed herself with homeschooliosis.

by SaffronFuture June 30, 2018

Hobosnail

A short person, get trolled.

"Oh no here come's hobosnail, aren't they like 3'2?"

by Sloppy_Toppy_69 April 10, 2021

Homeschooled Weird

There’s weird, there’s fuckin’ weird…and then there’s Homeschooled Weird.

Person 1: Did you see those kids at the library? They wouldn’t even make eye contact when you talked to them at all!

Person 2: Yes…they are another classic example of Homeschooled Weird…

by Done it all dave December 13, 2022

Premature Homesickness

Being homesick before you actually leave home. May include a stomach ache, curling up in a ball, crying, lack of sex drive, over dramatic music being listened to, as well as other homesick behaviors.

Susie was suffering some major premature homesickness so I decided to just curl up with her for the night rather than push for us to have sex.

by maddie_1213 February 20, 2011

Homesick Eskimo

someone who rides with the car windows down when it's thirty degrees outside.

My friend got in my car and rolled down the window. I screamed," HOMESICK ESKIMO"!!!!!!!!!!!!! because it was in the dead of winter.

by PowersCast November 7, 2010

homosexual

A absoultely normal person who happens to love people that are of the same sex. Often riddiculed for their love and called crule terms (fag, dyke, queer, which are offencive unless the person who's saying it is gay)

While many people think it's wrong, my love for Katie is just like any other dispite the fact that we are both females.

by Rei March 18, 2004