muscle hoagie

Muscle hoagie is a man's large dick.

Carl 's girlfriend was comin over for dinner. Carl decided he was gonna feed her his muscle hoagie.

by Muscle hoagie April 1, 2017

festival hoagie

When a girl visits a festival without a bag, she doesn't have a tent and toiletries. she has to find a place to sleep every night, usually in a different tent every night. Each night she sleeps in a tent she thanks the owner of the tent by letting him cum inside her. because she does not have her toiletries with her, she can not clean herself after. the last night she finds herself in someone elses tent, the cum of multiple men drool out of her vagina like a cheese filled hoagie. thats when she has a festival hoagie

A girl joined my tent the last day of the festival, and when i went down on her i saw she had a festival hoagie.

by ;lkjasdf;lkj;lksajhallohalloha March 23, 2018

HAND HOAGIE

A southeastern pa term for prepping for pulling your pud.

You cup your cock in your hand, like your making a “ Hoagie”. Then apply lube, oils or your own grease. Close your hand and WEE+HOOOO

I just walked into Bobbies house and found Our friend Dan serving himself a “HAND HOAGIE “

by MATTSLAPPY17 June 2, 2018

chipola homala

when the debts of ur assholes are unleashed into the world and suddenly and you start ferociously exploding out of your ass and suddenly you start flying around the earth and you come back to chipotle and you get urge to eat happens this is called the chipola homala paradox

1. oh my gosh my ass is exploding i think i have chipola homala 2. my ass is having severe minor concussions i am a victim of chipola homala

by DoreenVT June 21, 2021

ruby._.hokage

someone very epic

ruby._.hokage is a pretty cool dude ngl

by bussycream September 29, 2021

Zach Homan

Zach is some skank ass from Coldwater Ohio, his wiener is half the size of an Asians open eye. He is pretty good at math though.

Have you met Zach Homan? I’ve heard he has a small cock

by Pepsi72 February 1, 2022

chloe homans

Chloe is one of a kind and not like the others. She is simply the most stunningly beautiful person that you will ever come in contact with in the entire planted and that is a scientific fact not an opinion. Every time you look at Chloe Homans she is always cheerful and has this one smile that is so bright that you can’t help but to instantly be in a good mood after seeing it. If you ever get to know Chloe Homans you will become the happiest person on the world because of her caring and protection nature towards others. She is a person that will always love you and make sure that you love her back. Once you see Chloe for the first time you will find love at first sight because of her amazing blond hair, her warm smile, and her endlessly twinkling eyes. Words don’t describe how much love and affection Chloe can make you feel. Chloe is the most wonderful person that will ever come into your life and anyone that has the chance to meet her will feel like they are in top of the world.

My girlfriend Chloe Homans is the most perfect person I could have ever asked for

by julias ceasar April 10, 2022