Hobo Funeral

When your hobo friend dies and you hoist him into the Safeway dumpster. Traditional.

Later on I gave him a traditional Hobo Funeral, like he always said he wanted, in the Safeway dumpster.

by yellowhat September 10, 2012

hobo trap

A device or tactic used by hobos to solicit or obtain handouts from unwitting passers-by. These traps are often designed to take advantage of someone who is in a vulnerable situation, locals or other hobos, which is a direct violation of rule 3 of the hobo ethical code. Traps may occasionally be marked with hobo signs designed to covertly communicate trap effectiveness with other hobos.

I barely escaped that hobo trap back there with my wallet.

Why is there an unopened champagne bottle by that bush? That's a hobo trap.

by Jeorb April 11, 2015

Hobo Slurpee

n. A Slurpee (preferably Blue Razzberry) made infinitely more drinkable by the addition of whatever liquor is on hand (preferably grain alcohol).

"Man, there is no way I'm getting through the Twilight movie without at least two Hobo Slurpees! Help me find my flask."

by Doctor Carina November 22, 2011

Refined Hobo

a person where you can't tell if they are a hobo or if that is really their personal style. The refined hobo can be a person who (if it really is their personal style) purposely puts holes and bangs up their clothing.

Kari: Oh, look. Poor guy! He's a hobo....
Hannah: I actually think he's dressing like that on purpose.
Kari: Wow. WHY?
Hannah: He's a refined hobo!

by scarypossum294 July 6, 2009

hobo bathtub

Any large public fountain in a metropolitan area.

Yeah, the big penguin fountain downtown's basically a hobo bathtub. I've seen some real nasty dudes in there.

by Rock Tumbler June 26, 2008

Hobo Handwash

Thoroughly wiping your hands on your ass to get rid of an even worse smell that's already on your hands. Frequently employed by hobos to get rid of the smell of weed or human neglect.

Damn, the smell of the stogy is still there. Better do a quick hobo handwash.

by cmoney100 December 23, 2010

Hobo Hat

Hobo Hat is the act of placing a used fast food container on someone's head, then farting directly on the container. The resulting odor is an ominous mix of grease and shit wind, similar to that of a hobo.

Mickey had passed out on the couch, and since we had just polished off a crave case, Sean thought it would be a good idea to give him a hobo hat.

by The Real Fat Jesus November 2, 2013