Rohan Hitch

A person of absolute power eg a god. A true immortal.

The one and only Rohan Hitch owns all you fukn jews.

by Rohan Hitch March 25, 2004

Hitchhiker's Thumb

When you finger (preferably with your thumb) a girl in the asshole while she's driving and you are in the passengers seat.

I bet Finch gave Stifler's mom a nasty Hitchhiker's Thumb on the way back from that cabin in American Pie 2.

by DragonSlayer45 March 4, 2011

trailer hitch

A trailer hitch is pulling your cock and balls between your legs, bending over and yelling someones name so they can see you from behind. It closely resembles the trailer hitch on Grandma's van.

Hey Carl, look at my trailer hitch!

by Joe Andanjie September 6, 2004

hitchhiking

when doing a girl doggstyle, the gentleman inserts his thumb in said girl's butthole

She loves hitchhiking, though I always need to wash my hands afterwards.

by BaroqueBill March 22, 2010

Trailer Hitch Teabag

1. To sit on a skateboard preferably a longboard and lean your head back. Meanwhile your friend stands behind you with his nuts hanging down. Whilst leaning back on the longboard he then inserts his friend’s nuts into his mouth, much like a trailer hitch allowing him to be towed around effortlessly.

While enjoying the buffet at the Monte Carlo in Las Vegas, Brian ate too much food to walk. Mike then offered to give him a Trailer Hitch Teabag and proceeded to tow him around the strip.

by Buck Russell December 31, 2008

Hitchcock Gang

When you have a falling out with someone and they go running to the friends you don’t know looking for support and reassurance. Sympathy will be immediately granted upon realizing their friend is upset and because they don’t know you they have no reason to believe you are anything but a troublemaker.

Unfortunately even in situations where you aren’t even the one to blame, these people may come looking to cause more trouble for you or turn the falling out into an even bigger ordeal than it was to begin with.

Yeah. We had a big falling out. Now he's got the Hitchcock Gang convinced I'm just a bitch.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

The Hitchhiker

When you borrow your friend's shorts/pants after he had just jerked-off in them. You are now harboring a "hitchhiker"! You then go home to your wife/gf and do the dirty, 9 months later you have a kid fathered by none other than... Your best friend!

The Hitchhiker

by G Money 44 June 27, 2011