Helbert Hel-Bert a helbert is usually known as when something goes horribly wrong . Also know as a being with a over sized rectum in Indian cultures .
by Chris0224 August 23, 2017
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by Maddddie:) February 18, 2021
Get the Hegner mug.When a male has anal sex with another male, who has recently had corn in their diet, and ejaculates in the corny feces and the other man defecates onto a pot or pan with Mac N' Cheese and they eat it. Can also be referred to as MCFC
Guy: I totally Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper-ed that guy last night man!
Other Guy: Did he know that the corn came from you too or did he think it came in the packet?
Guy: Who cares!!
Other Guy: Did he know that the corn came from you too or did he think it came in the packet?
Guy: Who cares!!
by tbeaversj October 20, 2010
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by dmhsbaby February 23, 2019
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the act of a man putting on the hamburger helper glove and shoving it up a girls anus hole the glove will go up so far that the shit looks like hamburger helper
by nickcory June 4, 2009
Get the hamburger helper mug.Shelby: "No way you just hooked up with Joe?!?"
Mel: "Yeah he is such a Blue Hefner."
Shelby: "I had always heard that he had a nice cock."
Mel: "Yeah he is such a Blue Hefner."
Shelby: "I had always heard that he had a nice cock."
by Blue Hefner December 27, 2011
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