Headache Money

Money paid to the nanny for sexual favours when the wife complains of a headache.

Employer: "and that will be your weekly salary."
Nanny: "Does that include headache money?"

by Eric_to_the_F March 26, 2008

heidelberger effect

the phenomenon that occurs when a woman sweats a guy so hard that she drives him into a freshman cheerleader's arms.

My friend experienced the heidelberger effect; she was all on this guy's johnson and he started jimmy-topping this freshman cheerleader with minnie-mouse bows to make her jealous.

by Alvaro Uribe May 26, 2008

headass

someone who is so dumb and boring it makes you want to shove your head into your own ass

evan b chillin is a headass

by julzmn January 18, 2017

headass

being cute, clingy, and extra towards your significant other

their relationship is so headass

by corruptedrebel October 12, 2018

Headassary

The act of being a Headass

Doing Headass things

"Lexa and Ally are up to headassary as always, dancing on tables and shaking their butts"

"Those silly girls are the masters of Headassary"

by Allyhazee September 4, 2017

Headass

Someone who doesn't understand much and lacks basic knowledge. Mainly used when talking about or to someone stupid or not as smart as you.

God damn, you're such a headass!

by CurvyPancake April 18, 2019

Heidi

She’s super hot and thicccc she looks good in yellow

Heidi is so hot (hi-dee)

by -Akame- February 16, 2022