New Hampshire Heater

When two people in New Hampshire have no way to keep warm, so they continuously have sex until one of them dies

Adam: The New Hampshire Heater is how I wanna go
Billybob: You want to die in New Hampshire
Adam: Ehh... I guess not then.

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

space heater

A nickname for Jacob Black, a fictional character in the Twilight series books by Stephenie Meyer. Often used to contrast Jacob Black from Edward Cullen (air conditioner**), who is another boy in the Twilight series.

*Jacob is a werewolf, causing his skin to be blistering hot, like a space heater.

**Edward is a vampire, causing his skin to become ice-cold, like an air conditioner.

"Are you for an air conditioner (Team Edward) or a space heater (Team Jacob)?"

by Hana Tolentino October 25, 2008

heater

a glock, neener, or any other type of firearm.

"He don't wanna see me, and da heater!"

by intake January 9, 2003

Peter Heater

A garment (often knitted) worn over male genitalia to keep it warm. Sometimes used in cold climates, but also sometimes used by male dancers as a costume piece. Also known as a "willy warmer".

Bart was getting a chilly wily, riding his bike in the winter, so he pulled on his peter heater and it was all good.

by Mr. Park-Ranger January 3, 2007

triple header

having sex in three different orifice within a 24 hour period, preferably with 3 different partners
see also "triathlete"

oh man, what a day. gave tim a blow job, fucked antoine and jeanette sodomized me with a strap on!!! TRIPLE HEADER!!!!

by wingedunicorn July 8, 2007

burnin heaters

smoking multiple cigarettes

Bob:How was the ratio at the party last night?
Randy: Are you flipping kidding me? It was a flipping sausagefest, i just sat outside burnin heaters.

by Rudy- two shoes May 13, 2005

Eddie Header

During lightning-fast fillacio in a bathroom stall in Seattle, the 30 year old giver confesses to the receiver that she "can't find a better man" ; whilst the receiver sings "even flow" in the mimicked voice of Eddie Vedder= Thus, Eddie Header.

This bar used to be cool. It'd be better if I could get (give) some Eddie Header.

by Ernest P Warrel May 5, 2011