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mike hanes

A real jerk who is homo for his dad and has no friends and his mum is gay, his dad is les, his granny tranny, his grandpap a trap, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry non-binary, a ginger wanna be and is a short stack
That stupid dude is such a mike hanes
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dylann hayes

Dylann is a unique, beautiful, and original individual. She is stunning but can also woop anyone who questions her brains. She is a strong independent women who all men want to be with, and all women want to be. She loves to read and lisen to music. A huge fan Girl. In love with anyone who meets her requirements. Usally goes for bad boys. Boy bands are an automatic yes, especially Why Don`t We. Extremely sexy and a very loyal friend. Once your besties with this chick there is no going back. Not afraid to call herself the DUFF, but defently not it. She literly looks to die for in everything. Could be a model, but is also very self conscious and quiet. At the same time she is a total bad bitch. Once you meet her you'll know its her.
That girl is to die for, must be dylann hayes.
by Limelightgirl November 7, 2018
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5 point harness

A sexual act in which you drive in circles around an empty parking lot while your girl assumes a vertical 69 position on top of you with her legs over your shoulders, her arms around your waist, and her head in your crotch, resembling a 5 point harness used in race cars.
After me n’ Darla Jean left the bar we drove over to the Walmart parking lot and did a few laps while she 5 point harnessed me.
by swamp taco August 10, 2019
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Lenny Hayes'in

The act of being a white black person and hooking up with a Yellow person
Masis was Lenny Hayes'in last night.
by Alex Keon February 12, 2008
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Haines

harry, harry d. savior of all blacks and browns alike. almost like mosses but better
black guy "damn, thats haines. hes my savior and one good white man."

brown guy: "yeah i hear hes like moses
by big brown man June 27, 2009
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Hayes

A Hayes is a slim thicc sister that you always want to hang out with! She has great taste in music and is in love with Grayson Dolan. She loves memes and enjoys playing roblox. She is always loyal to her friends and family, and has a hilarious personality. If you’re ever uncomfortable, look for a Hayes to help you out!
Wow, ur thicc, you must be a Hayes!
by kitten005 March 3, 2019
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ben hayes

A fat midget that has the worlds smallest penis and needs to get a life because non of his friends actually like him
Someone: do you know Ben Hayes

Someone else: o yeah the fat midget
by BenHayes thefatmidget September 1, 2019
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