The Hayley effect

When a woman who is fat and dresses provactivley in a workplace predominatley filled with Men, she appears much better looking than she really is.

"The haley effect" allowes fat women to distory reality just enough to create the illusion of beauty

There was a secretary at my technology park who was easily a XXL girl ( aka cuddly) but always wore super high heels, nice make up and sexy corporate dresses to work. She was the only woman in a 4 floor office filled with male programmers.

Her actions, distorted reality - The guys suffered "The Hayley Effect"

Where a woman who is a 3/10 can over time distort reality ( also known as a temporal shift) to give the illusion of a 9/10 and date worthy.

by austech park August 29, 2013

The Hayley Brazier

Hayley Brazier is the greatest of all time (GOAT), she is THE Hayley Brazier, the queen, the boss, Hamstring Hayley, elastic girl, the boss, 187,000,000/10, and anyone who she stands is super lucky

“Wow, is that The Hayley Brazier? She’s so fucking amazing, Sam is so so lucky to have her”

by Sn201180LVHB November 21, 2021

Dutchess Hayley of Sweetheart America

She is considered to be one of the most beautiful women to have ever walked the earth .

She's kind funny flirty and extremely compassionate towards others.

The kinda woman that makes you want to get on your knees and thank god that your a man.

Person 1 . Oh dam look at that woman in the white dress !!

Person 2. That's not a woman thats Dutchess Hayley of Sweetheart America she is a Regal and kind OLDERWOMAN

1. Why did you yell olderwoman bro im right here?!?

2. The legend goes that if she hears "olderwoman" or " goodgirl" she will gift you with a smile that could melt butter.

by Definitely. NOT. REAPER April 5, 2023

E-girl Haylee

Generally a 5'6" slightly mentally disabled but still an amazing person. Will constantly make noises as though she is a pterodactyl.

Friend 1: You see that chick over there? What's her name?
Friend 2: Oh yeah, that's Haylee, but we call her E-Girl Haylee 'round here.
Friend 1: UWU

by Bloodbath0001 May 11, 2022

Hayley Logic

Logic that makes absolutely no sense to anyone else but yourself.

Person 1- Why would you do that??? That makes no sense?!
Person 2- Hayley Logic.

by Hayley Logic February 22, 2015

Hayley

A crazy girl on dr phil who thought she was pregnant with baby Jesus, claimed Eminem was her dad, and said she was in American Idol and it was all LIES

You think your half wolf? That’s such a Hayley thing to say

by Ghosty Blue October 28, 2018

Haylee the simp

She is an Annoying ass but my BFF. She is a simp too. She says she not but she is.

Haylee the simp is a pussy

by ava swaggy swaggers February 21, 2021