For someone who’s never been in a fistfight in his life “Big” Benny Shapiro sure loves himself some war like a typical small hat.
by J Clayton Bearsby June 09, 2019
A well used (and therefore wet) condom that a male discovers on his penis once he awakens from post-coital slumber. A wet hat typically results from a particularly aggressive sexcapade, which causes the male to collapse into a slumber immediately after ejaculating but before he has the chance to remove his spunk filled, vaginally lubricated scabbard.
Jon: I was fucked up on a lot of tequila and triple sec last night and ended up boning the hell out of Kate a few times. I think we ended up using a bunch of rubbers and the rest of my xtc, too.
Joe: Fuck! Did you have to cuddle afterwards?
Jon: Nah, I got pretty lucky -- I totally fell asleep right away. But I did have to deal with a wet hat in the morning.
Joe: Fuck! Did you have to cuddle afterwards?
Jon: Nah, I got pretty lucky -- I totally fell asleep right away. But I did have to deal with a wet hat in the morning.
by nb c lo May 26, 2009
Boston area slang - One who is different simply for the sake of being different. Often wears dirty old clothes and does stupid, outlandish things in public for attention. Wants everyone to know they are different.
"Ayo, you seen those blue hats carrying around dead squirrels our front the building son? Dudes are wilin'."
by Blue Hat March 28, 2008
by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008
by jizzcock May 10, 2003
A term for a woman with a large vaginal passage or man with a particularly lax anus.
Magicians tend to have enough room to pull rabbits and such from inside the hat, demonstrating large hidden volume.
Magicians tend to have enough room to pull rabbits and such from inside the hat, demonstrating large hidden volume.
by The Spike February 23, 2007
Pronounced "Doy-skee" Being the Urbanised Name for the common Russian Ushanka Hat, the Doyski Hat is a fur cap commonly worn in Russia but also worn in other countries for it's effective way of keeping the wearer's head warm in cold climates.
It is distinquishable by it's furred ear flaps that can be worn over the ear or tied up to the top of the hat. The hat was common wear by Russians in WWII for it's comfort, warmth and cheapness to produce rather than helmets.
It is distinquishable by it's furred ear flaps that can be worn over the ear or tied up to the top of the hat. The hat was common wear by Russians in WWII for it's comfort, warmth and cheapness to produce rather than helmets.
by BulletproofDoyskiHat July 22, 2009