slow dance handy

Slow dancing in the kitchen getting a handjob while listening to jack Johnson

"I got a hand job in the kitchen while slow dancing and listening to jack Johnson. She gave me a slow dance handy."

slow dance handy by Dinosaur7 March 14, 2017

Yankee Doodle Handy

To give a hand job dressed as Uncle Sam.

Billy went to a costume party and got so drunk, he let Uncle Sam give him a Yankee Doodle Handy.

Yankee Doodle Handy by vwhowrad August 17, 2018

Drive by Shower Handy 

Getting a shower handy while the woman is standing outside the shower

Got a drive by shower handy after my wife gave birth to our son. She was ripped tip to taunt.

Drive by Shower Handy by Kate Huffman December 17, 2021

Old Skool Handy 

To receive a handjob, in old skool style; that is, either in tophand, in a ridiculous setting, or just by being a Handyman overall.

"Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?"

"Oh, I ended up getting an old skool handy...tophand style."

"Nice...."

Old Skool Handy by Ryan Perkins January 16, 2008

Iraqi Handy

An Iraqi Handy is an extremely painful form of a handjob. It involves the rubbing/massaging of a male penis, usually resulting in blisters, sunburn, etc. Infamous for being given in the blazing hot desserts of Iraq.

"That was the most painful Iraqi Handy I've ever recieved..."

"I wouldn't wish an Iraqi Handy upon my worst enemy."

Iraqi Handy by McGref The Crime Dog June 29, 2008

come in handy 

adj.: One prone to premature ejaculation upon the first physical contact with their sex-partner.

Monica: I think I'm gonna hook up with Bill tonight.

Hillary: You might want to skip the foreplay; he can be a little bit come in handy.

come in handy by dballs15 June 29, 2009

The Spanish Handy Man

When two man use loose testicle skin and a dildo to insert each others testicle skin into one and another's asshole

I put Tudo on his shoulders and neck pointing his lower half straight in the air were his legs are spread were I (Kenny L. Martin the 3rd) pull my loose ball skin over his ass hole like a tent were I take a dildo and push my ball skin into Tudo's booty hole giving him The Spanish Handy Man.... Thank you and enjoy

The Spanish Handy Man by The Spanish Handy Man April 22, 2009