Headstone Handy

The headstone handy is when you go to graveyard at anytime and receive a hand job behind a headstone.

Mark- "i just received a headstone handy"

Jack - "what's a headstone handy"

Mark - I'm glad you asked, it's when you receive a hand job behind a headstone in a grave yard"

Jack - "oh cool I can't wait to get one f those"

by ML69 November 13, 2021

hudson handy

When you're ice fishing in Hudson, Ohio, in a shanty, and a prostitute jerks your snake off while you're pulling a fish out through the ice.

My wife thinks i'm out fishing with the boys, but REALLY, i'm getting a HUDSON HANDY.

by itinkimfunni March 6, 2022

waffle handy

A waffle handy is a phenomena that happens when a waffle sprouts from a females uterus, which then continues to sprout up from the vagina creating a waffle penis. This can be triggered from a male ramming waffles up her vag vag or even her butthole mc fap fap. the male is then like LEMME GET SOME MAPLE SYRUP ON THAT BIATCH and he lathers it on in a sexual manner. Vaginas are strechty and so is your wrinkly penis.

Dude i didnt just make her squirt, i gave her a waffle handy!

by erection-infection March 7, 2014

Handy Mandy.

A female, usually very churchy and from the country, who is skilled in the fine art of the Handy. She can sometimes be seen wearing animal costumes. Sometimes also known as the Furry Handy Mandy. She also twerks up a storm, but only in front of a mirror.

When driving with both hands on the wheel, it convenient to have Handy Mandy sitting next to you. Handy to have Handy Mandy give you a Handy. Handy Mandy.

by Siochan January 17, 2014

handy

Small Skinny and likes to suck on animals cocks

Handy

by GOD October 17, 2003

handi-capable

Someone that is handicap, and does stuff on there own.

“I’m not handicap, I’m handi-capable.”
“Molly crossed the busy intersection for the first time, she is handi-capable.”

by Ok theeeeen March 11, 2019

Handi Tard

Someone that is so dumb, it is in fact impossible to explain to them exactly how dumb they are.

Someone who does not even understand the definition of handi tard.

"ugh, forget it.. your too much of a handi-tard to understand what you've done"

"you are such a handi tard!"

by TheItalianStallionnn January 14, 2010