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Philadelphia handshake

It's always polite to give a Philadelphia handshake when in the city of brotherly love.
by Cptnftck August 16, 2012
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Golden Handshake

The act of passing a condom via handshake between bros. Most often occurs when one bro sees another about to get lucky, and either knows, or is unsure, that said bro has readily available protection. The handshake occurs to prevent outside parties from noticing, while at the same time congratulating the bro on his success. Should the act not occur, the unopened condom should be returned to it's original owner.
Bro 1: Dan got with Sarah last night... hope he used a dome!
Bro 2: It's all good, I gave him the Golden Handshake.
by DanTheMan666 October 3, 2013
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Russian Handshake

v. -To greet someone with a deathgrip to the crotch.
Guy: Whats...UP!!
Pansey: OMG OWWWWW D00000D WTF UGGGGGGH YOU GAYYY ow....
Guy: Nah, Russian Handshake. No babies for you.
by Nadergrinder January 31, 2008
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TSA Handshake

When a TSA agent gropes, feels, and/or cups the breasts or genital region in an inappropriate manner when searching you while going through airport security.
When I flew out of O'hare yesterday I got the worst TSA handshake during my pat down.
by Airborne traveler November 24, 2010
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Cheesecake Handshake

Occurs when one masturbates and then fails to wash his/her hands then greets someone with a firm handshake.
"Dude, I jerked off earlier and forgot to wash my hands. Then, I met my girl's parents and totally gave them a cheesecake handshake."
by Team Awesomest May 7, 2008
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Rikers Handshake

The greeting a new guy gets as an inmate at the prison on Rikers Island, NYC; in other words, he is sodomized.
"Did you hear what happened to Joey? They gave him the Rikers Handshake!" "Oh, man...!"
by Doesn't Shake Hands November 6, 2011
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brooklyn handshake

When someone walks by a man and grabs his penis and shakes it up and down like a handshake.
Guy 1: Last night I got out of the shower and my wife grabbed my dick and gave me a Brooklyn Handshake.

Guy 2: Awesome, man!
by Mr. CharLIT October 31, 2017
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