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hamburger fingers 

A condition when starting to play guitar. Repeatedly pressing your fingers aginst the strings of a guitar makes the tips of your fingers look like the surface of a grilled hamburger. After a while callouses devolop(akin to walkingg barefoot)and the condition goes away.
Practice is the cause of and solution to hamburger fingers.
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Hamburgled 

When you leave your lunch in the company fridge and someone swipes it.
My lunch is gone, I've been hamburgled!
Hamburgled by Pokerface86 November 8, 2009

Hamburger Hole 

When you wipe so much that your anus becomes raw.
That White Castle gave me hamburger hole.
Hamburger Hole by hilarioyo January 8, 2016

hamburger wallet 

Slang term for a persons butthole. Prison Wallet leather cherrio butthole asshole
Last night I went to Suzy's house and asked to see her hamburger wallet. She bent over and showed me her butthole.

Hamburgered 

I just got hamburgered

hamburgler 

One who deems it appropriate to burgle ham.
hamburgler by assclown October 24, 2003

Hamburger Explosion 

1. The drastic increase of wieght, general in the assel region. This rapid increase of poundage is attributed to the interior explosion of meats and meat substitutes. 2. A hamburger is eaten and followed by an explosion, then *BAM* your ladies ass is huge!
1. damn, Amy's a victim of the hamburger explosion!!
2. what happened to her ass man, she used to be hot? "Hamburger explosion is what happened"
3. Jesus, looks like that girls been eating some exploding hamburgers.
Hamburger Explosion by The burgler January 18, 2007