Chilling with the hose

What you can say to your Catholic Asian mom while in your backyard pool with the garden hose

Emily: *holds up hose* “Look mom, I’m chilling with the hose!”
Emily’s mom: *smiles and laughs*
Emily and Ari: *cackles*

by tragicqueenofthenorth September 7, 2019

the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"

Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"

by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020

Hose Wrangler

When you get your ass kicked by a waterhose while filling a waterbed.

Tim was a real hose wrangler yesterday.

by new1daga December 1, 2009

Hosdermoore

The sound or exclamation you make whilst masturbating

As Judith was masturbating over her husband, she cried: "Hosdermoore, hosdermoore!"

by BENNEB January 6, 2014

Honed

Of exceptional quality or beauty, or otherwise acute, intense, or effective. Used briefly in Southern California youth culture in the late 70's and early 80's, possibly among the skater community.

That bike is honed. That jump was completely honed.

by DougWare June 19, 2017

Hoedalay

When a man sticks his dick into a woman’s vagina and the other man sticks his dick into the woman’s asshole

It’s Hoedalay time.

by The two musketeers November 28, 2018

Preteen Hoedown

An awkward event. It's like going to a preteen party. People are standing around bc they don't know what a real hoedown is.

Mom: "Hey son, how was the party?
Son: "It was a preteen hoedown. That's the last middle school dance I'm chaperoning for the PTA. I've never felt so much awkwardness in my life."
Younger son: "You mean...that's not how all hoedowns go?"

by BetterThanDjibouti May 16, 2011