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Ratshit Hooker

A woman of loose morals that resides or was raised in a neighborhood that is infested with rats, i.e. the hood or a hood-like area. This woman will often have a face that appears to have had a rat shit upon it. Indicative of the Ratshit Hooker is a child from a previous relationship that is often neglected in lieu of bar hopping and subsequent fornication.
Man, that girl you took home last night was a real ratshit hooker!
by Justin S 7529 February 1, 2008
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Hooters

melons, juggs, balloons, implants, honkers, XL breasts
O sweet mama! she got hooters. can u say sucky sucky baby.
by Iron Pimp December 10, 2003
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hooters

Her hooters were almost perfectly sized.
by Light Joker March 2, 2005
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Hootenanny

Songwriters in round-robin revelry-- sharing stories, songs and much muchness in an intimate setting.
The Mad Ripple Hootenanny is everything I love about music: Community & Songs
by miss muchness February 6, 2010
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Hootress

I hope we have a hot hootress today. Where is my hootress with my wings?
by Duecey 2 October 13, 2008
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Hooper

A person who inserts drugs up their anus to speed up the onset of the desired effects.
Nuriel Dude, I saw your mother sticking something through her anal sphincter.

Ariel Yeah, that's how she takes her Ibuprofen for her chronic carpal tunnel syndrome. She is a hooper going way back.

She asked me if you would be willing to give her a helping hand , she is finding it more difficult with age.

Nuriel Of course I would Ariel, you guys are like family to me (hugs), anytime, just ask.
by Chlorpyrifos May 17, 2016
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Hooker Hours

When someone keeps odd hours.

When someone sleeps during the day and is awake during the night. Not necessarily a hooker but originating from a hooker in the strange hours they keep i.e. 6am go to bed, 6pm time to wake up.

Anything that is not 9 to 5 i.e. shift worker, insomniac, sex maniac, prowler, hooker, street hustler, prostitute, drug dealer, addict, paranoid schizophrenic, stalker, peeping tom, voyeur, exhibitionist etc
I just got a text off Glenn, it went... U lazy slut! r u keeping hooker hours now???

"Why doesn't Jo-Beth wake up like the rest of us folk?" "Oh she's keeping hooking hours now after she got involved with the booze and dope scene of Hollywood." See Hollywood Slut Syndrome.

"Lindy-Lou is either a vampire, or just keeping hooking hours...either way something's up!"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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