lm gonna become hokage

A useless fucking weeb who should end his life.

lm gonna become hokage
Weeb: IM GONNA BECOME HOKAGE!
Me: No, youre not gonna become hokage you fat son of a bitch i will eat your anus before you do you sexy naughty bitchy fartnugget. 3=====D --- ___ ..

by a giant dinosaur raawr August 1, 2017

Hokey Pokey

n. The use of psychotropic substances.

v. a demand for drugs esp. as in Marijuana. A drug users courtesy when requesting it's use from what's considered a "rude dude".

Hokey Pokey! Take a tokie. Smokey Smokey. Drink a sake. Like a Rocky - Picky, cocky, sticky, stocky. Snort some cokie.

"Hey, man. Puff Puff Pass ....hey ....Hey ....HEY!!.... Hokey Pokey, Mother Fucker!!"

by Nomaddamon October 7, 2007

Hokie

A Hokie is a very stubborn person who will misbehave an act like they are someone who posses a threat.

See that Hokie over there Man? You can wash him so hard.

by Georgejr6 December 23, 2008

Hoku

One who smokes too much weed and can never score with the girlies.

That guy hasn't been laid in a while and is so dumb that he is now a Hoku.

by Pyoob June 2, 2003

hokamama

A girl who tries to be stylish, but it comes out hokey/lame/corny

"You ain't nothin' but a stupid hokamama."

by Kristin January 3, 2005

Hokey Doked

Technical term used by IT professionals to describe a REALLY REALLY REALLY whacked up PC.

Well this server is totally hokey doked!

by jmchapman April 20, 2010

Hokding

The act in which the man kisses up and down his girlfriends back mostly focuses on the lower right and sometimes lower left. Then continues to kiss all over her naked body while he rubs his on hers.While expressing how much he is enjoying it and how much he lovers her.

J- "Are you in the mood for some hokding?"
A- "OF COURSE I AM!!"
J&A- *Cloths instantly off*

by Cookie Munsta June 24, 2012