HJOB

acronym for: homeless-guy jacking it on a bus
used most commonly in intercity settings,
to describe hobos masturbating on the buses,
although it can be used to describe them on subways as well.
buses happen to be more common

wife: honey, what's wrong?
husband: awe there was another goddamn HJOB on
the bus home from work today
wife: that blows, those fuckers are creepy! did he cum on you?
husband: nah, not this time. but, i'll kill the next HJOB that does!

by sir nathaniel September 26, 2008

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by nhigudghjiklntrhyju7iljnkm,yh March 4, 2019

hip hjop

like hip hop.....with a J!!!!!!!

lets listen to hip hjop. its way better than that thing called hip hop

by stuntbam August 24, 2006

hjalmar

Hjalmar is term used to describe a small dick

oh he got a hjalmar

by snopp dopp December 12, 2016

hjalmar

Hjalmar is term used to describe a small dick

oh he got a hjalmar

by snopp dopp December 12, 2016

Iben Hjejle

Noun, proper, (pronounced 'E-ben HE-luh') is a Danish model and actress, starring in the movie High Fidelity (1999) with John Cusack, Jack Black and Joan Cusack. She has long, blond hair and speaks fluent English.

Iben Hjejle's character name in the referenced movie is "Laura".

by RunnerDan February 5, 2010

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by ObamaNotReal123 October 7, 2020