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Gubberment

You think it might be southern slang, but when you do shit online it goes everywhere fast.

Really it's a colloquialism to refer to the government as participating in corporate regulatory capture, or that they are out to get you, or Big Brother Is Watching You (actually now you're watching Big Brother). It's a form of anti-elitism, or anti-authoritarianism, and will soon be classed as Hate Speech everywhere that there is one.

And that's when we move to DAOs, but then we'll just need another piece of slang, like DDAO referring to "dduh" the stutter form of "duh", made to be a parody of "duh" referring to how it's ironic that saying "duh" is pretty much like saying "dduh", and yet that wasn't obvious to you, and that we don't say things because they aren't obvious, because you wouldn't fucking get it if we didn't.

But The Gubberment is usually just how you pronounce it when you're characterising someone as being a wuss-bag and can't deal with their own rulers and simply doesn't know how not to get caught, and can't speak any other languages so they have no chance of moving to another country, as by saying it they clearly can't speak their own language.
The Gubberment is coming, quick, hide your cough drops.

"It's time to Escape The Matrix", "bullshit you're controlled opposition by the gubberment".

Big Pharma, Big Tech, Big Oil, why is everything big, are these just corporate wings of the gubberment.
by WorldEndingThoughts January 15, 2023
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gumperson

A person who texts you, follows you, wants to be with you all the time.
My ex girlfriend is a gumperson. She calls me everyday.
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gumbper

someone who gumbps.
"i'm heading down to the nursing home to get some legitimate gumbp, not any of those fake 20-something gumbpers."
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gubernatoryal candidate

A state-house-head hopeful with loyalist views.
By da mid 1770's, the majority of Americans were fed up with Merry Old England's treatment of them, and so there would likely have been few votes for any gubernatoryal candidates.
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Gummer

A gummer is a person who when smiles shows off the the entirety of their maxillary (upper tooth structure). This consists of the teeth as well as the gums superior to said teeth.

This is also an alternative to the horse face
Bob: hey mark, come check this girl out I found on tinder!
Mark: woah! What’s up with her face?
Bob: she’s a gummer mark.
Mark: that’s tough.
by Matt_mcd1117 September 10, 2023
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Gummer

A certain amount of cocaine (stretching from teeth to jaw) in order to induce a peak high at the same time as your friends. Used by the CIA every 9/11 to astral project into the terrorist communities to prevent anyone from doing more world trade center collapses.
If we gave him a gummer we wouldn't have enough for the rest of us (in order to astral project)
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Gubermantis Depressiceps

The government is Deprecciceps (Gubermantis Depressiceps)
by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024
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