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grundle-knot

Tangled mass of hair that is created in the area between your anus and scrotum due to poor wiping, sweat, hygene, and/or rigorous physical activity.
After the weekend camping trip, Steve realized no showers and day-hikes had produced a grundle-knot as tough as a dredlock
by KINGKEN April 28, 2005
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hansel and grundle

This master-class level sex technique comprised of a hand-job and simultaneous mouth vacuum of a mans grundle.
Kasey gave me a vicious "Hansel and Grundle" last night and drained every drop of sap out of my sack, she is a keeper!
by wild chewbacca November 22, 2011
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Grundle-queef

In serious cases the partition between the anal passage and the vaginal passage can become compromised and fecal matter can pass into the vagina.

Thus when a queef (or vaginal flatulence) occurs, it smells of fecal matter, quite similar to a fart.

This is the grundle-queef. Named for the common ground.
Woman 1: Oh shit I just queefed
Woman 2: So?
<pause>
Woman 2: Oh god, is that a grundle-queef?
by grundletrouble January 31, 2010
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Grundle Wizard

A mythical creature lurking in the deepest forest covered corners of the grundle, highly skilled in witchcraft and wizardly endeavors that only surfaces to get its daily fill of grundle gravy and provide bountiful donkey punches.
That pen was a big grundle wizard
by NagDuck January 9, 2010
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grundle patch

the stretch of unwanted hair that starts at the base of the testicles and continues to the rim of your sphincter, usually uncomfortable when moist
I got a brazillan wax the other day, and my lack of grundle patch is swollen!
by Flonson Khabot January 29, 2005
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grundle gnome

a fucking hilarious word, i guess it could be crabs, bit it sounds funny as hell
that douchebag is a fucking grundle gnome
by the October 24, 2004
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Grundle bunny

the lint that gets caught in the spot between your balls and asshole
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by sex muffin July 18, 2004
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