by dsquared&hdog June 8, 2021
Get the batty-greasing mug.(noun) Like the name suggests, the term is just a quick slang word duo referencing lubricating jelly incorporated into a one person sexual experience. It's attributes/positives are many, and its negatives are almost non-existent (unless you're some kind of crybaby bitch. When spit/saliva just won't cut it during such an experience, jack-grease has got you ensuring the user will not inflict any wounds on their person from the friction, the sensory sensations replicate the moist surroundings of an actual vagina (minus all the fuckin' bullshit), though up to the user themself the lubrication itself will provide the option and assist in an increase in speed, and priced around a couple of dollars per each sizeable tube jack-grease is affordable for anyone.
Nikkie and Jordy were college roommates and both were troublemaking perverts. However Jordy had superior communication and interpersonal skills while Nikki had nearly none. Nikki caught Jordy gone to a class he usually never attended and he saw his chance to rub one out. Pulling open the bottom drawer of his bureau he saw two new tubes of jack-grease sitting atop his stack of fuckbooks. Quicking remembering a day last week, Nikki recalled he had given Jordy a few dollars to pick them up for him on a trip to Wal-Mart.
by Nikki Stixx June 26, 2021
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At the end of Alabama family reunion, all the males form a circle jerk and ejaculate into a single cup. The cup is then emptied into a grease gun, and the youngest male is then to artificially inseminate the oldest female, therefore initiating him into the family tradition.
The winner of the race is the male who's sperm impregnated the female, therefore concluding the Alabama grease gun race.
The winner of the race is the male who's sperm impregnated the female, therefore concluding the Alabama grease gun race.
by Alabamian Freedom fighter July 29, 2021
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Hablo ingles you porch greaser?!?!?!
"Did you see Jeff's yard the other day?" "Yeah it looks amazing, must be the new porch greaser he bought"
"Damn is that the new kind of porch greaser? Its darker than I expected it to be"
Hablo ingles you porch greaser?!?!?!
"Did you see Jeff's yard the other day?" "Yeah it looks amazing, must be the new porch greaser he bought"
"Damn is that the new kind of porch greaser? Its darker than I expected it to be"
by Aliendoodoo April 26, 2023
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Get the Pre-baggin Grease mug.A big old greaser is the ultimate being when it comes to unhealthy turds. It usually rates itself between 6 and 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale, and is the product of last night's low quality takeaway kebab. It has the consistency of somewhere between mushy peas and oily fish. It has the smell of any other shit, but its scent has a way of etching itself into your skin and clothes.
Person 1: Oh my god, what's that smell?
Person 2: I think that Bob may have let a big old greaser go in the bathroom?
Person 1: Classic Bob
Person 2: I think that Bob may have let a big old greaser go in the bathroom?
Person 1: Classic Bob
by YekramC March 5, 2015
Get the big old greaser mug.He complains so much they are going to going to give him a raise, because the squeaky wheel gets the worm.
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