Qui-goner

A movie character that you always knew was going to die, right from the first scene.

Boromir was a Qui-goner. I knew he was going to from the beginning of the film.

by gworkman27 March 2, 2014

gophering

when you have to shit really bad, but you aren't close to a bathroom, the turd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your ass as you walk swiftly to the john. like a gopher popping out of a hole.

i had to shit so bad, that turd was gophering!

by here coco! April 11, 2008

Gopper

An overweight slapper with extremely large feet.

Cop the state of that gopper!

by Sir Stamford Raffles November 10, 2018

gomer

A person who does something correctly but in an odd way. Such as swimming, but looking like your drowning. Or writing but using all your fingers to grip the pencil.

That guy runs like a gomer.

by Kenneth Boston June 17, 2004

dramatic look gopher

A term of endearment, often used to describe something very impossibly sad. Also one of the most over used youtube GOD-LIKE videos

Erick: dude why are you so "dramatic look gopher" all of a sudden?

Jhonny: i think i have blue balls man.

by BALLIN'!!!!! April 27, 2008

Goer

(n.)(adj.)

Used to describe a relentless savage person

Or moment that happens and you don't care about the Consequence.

Did you hear about what that nigga demonte did? That nigga a goer he stole all the chairs out a church so they had to stand in that bitch.

by BigdaddyZilla August 14, 2017

Gomer

Noun- A person or persons who displays an inability to function within normal social situations without being a nuisance, bother or generally an ass. It requires both an inability to function physically and mentally and should be used in describing a person or persons who possess both. Idiot references mental. Klutz references physical. Gomer encompasses both. A person who is not only an idiot, but has the physical ability to try to own it and inevitably fail.
Originally arose in connection to 60's iconic TV character Gomer Pyle.

George W. Bush is the prototypical gomer.

by PseudonymIITheSecondComing December 14, 2008