goopiepoopalitis

fecal matter which sticks to your anal cavity and takes at least five wipes to alleviate and has a uncanny resemblence to really thick peanut butter. some people view it as a sickness thus goopiepoopalitis.

goopiepoopalitis: dude i took a dump and it stuck to the side of my leg i think i have goopiepoopalitis man

by topher mcpherson August 24, 2006

gooptie

Person of Indian descent, usually residing in the United States but clinging to ethnic ways.

Those goopties insist on driving 20mph regardless of where they are!

by grogan\'s heroes June 19, 2003

goopin

to take or steal (also used in competition and for fun) *savage(ly)*

its goopin season
we gooped all that shit

by squeak a.k.a dooney October 4, 2010

goopy

a description of something that is gooey and drippy.

a word invented by my kids

there is wallpaper glue on the floor, you step in it, it is goopy.

by naomi January 3, 2004

gooper

A wannabee pundit; uniformed hayseed; One who purports to be politically knowledgeable; country jerk.

What a gooper!

by Lenny G. October 23, 2008

goopad

an italian term for a guy on the side

I told my husband I was going on a business trip but I really was spending a raunchy weekend with my goopad.

by KinKgoDesS January 20, 2006

Goopscoop

Goopscoop A Homosexual with a well defined protruding or (jutting) Chin. Which can be implemented in the collection of Semen after he has sucked a dick.

Oh Brucie don't forget to use your Goopscoop to clean up on and around the crack and sac.

by Jackrcrak June 28, 2020