Glen Wilton Handshake

When greeting a person with a handshake, you yank their hand toward you and rub it vigorously up and down against your genitals as a show of dominance.

I thought we had come to an agreement, but then he gave me the Glen Wilton Handshake.

by Woody Goodpecker March 7, 2021

Glenned

A false promise from a "friend". Also used when ghosted.

"Hey did the whole class come to your party?"

"Mostly everyone, but Rob glenned me.

"Fucking glen"

Also, "hey will you come see me today like you promised?"

"Sorry j have to drive my gf somewhere"

by Kiwi246 April 13, 2019

Hazel Glen

a place that lowers your mental health and a place where you will be scared to come to school everyday

hey what school you go to?
hazel glen

*blocks*

by hgcmikeoxlong November 30, 2020

glen landing middle school

the school full of popular sluts like victoria, autumn, abby, and more.

i fucking hate glen landing middle school because everyone there is a bitch

by whoremaster101 November 16, 2019

Uncle Glenning

A person who eats food while defecating into a toliet.

Did Kirk just came out of the bathroom with an empty plate?

Yeah, he was Uncle Glenning it in there.

Wow, that gross...but efficient.

by Dirty Belugas July 18, 2012

glen landing middle school

a school full of thots, f-boys,some baddies, and kids thinking they the shit but not the shit. and everyone is a thot and liked and dated each other at least once.

damn that girl def goes to glen landing middle school. she is a hoe, she dated me and my best friend twice!

by paapa.com November 18, 2019

Glenning

When a TV show or movie makes you believe a character is dead, but later reveals they are not

"Darryl got shot!" "Nevermind, they were just Glenning us"

by SpudTheSpartan July 5, 2016