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Gilmorton

Gilmorton is a sleepy village in the middle of nowhere. Gilmorton is home to the worst football club in Leicestershire. Now home to 4 new fucking giant wind turbines it will become a world renowned shit hole and get taken over by weed smokers and piss heads from the nearby Lutterworth.

Often referred to as Gilly.

Village chant: C'mon you gillies
You going Gilmorton ?

Nah man what a shit whole, rather just play COD.......
by Fuckthisvillage April 29, 2011
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gimon

the part between your balls and your ass.
girl: Wow look at your gimon its so brown
boy: yes i know i forgot 2 wipe
by ali g May 13, 2005
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The Gilmour

Our pub. I wish all those old men and losers who sit in our seats would just fuck off and take Mr Sleaze with them
by Pete February 8, 2005
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Gizmo

(NOUN) A small metallic looking animal that likes authority. Is often seen in a dark room on it's own or on the computer. Dislikes Dial Up connections and loves pizza.
(VERB) To Gizmo. When a man and a piece of metal are involved in sexual intercourse or when a hair brush is broken.
(PREPOSITION)Gizmo the fridge. Behind & in front of the fridge.
(ANCIENT PROVERB) Gizmo: means...Never lick yourself when you are in the bath or you may get a rash. Also means, if Flibbo steals my definition again i'll maul his face off.
(ADJECTIVE) Gizmo: means it's highly flammable and may cause problems to pubic hair
(ADVERB) Gizmoly: means quietly until you get half way and go loud again. Normally done in CIA HQs.
1)I walked over to the shop and acidentally gizmoed a street lamp on my way over.
2)I Gizmoed Flibbo as he stole what was mine
3)I didn't mean to do it Gizmoly i couldn't help myself.
by Gizmo27 September 24, 2005
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gizmo

another name for a remote cotrol.
it is to ask for the remote
eg give the remote
giz mo
equals gizmo
gizmo now i want to change channel.
by abbigail smith November 22, 2007
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Gitmoize

verb - def. - to torture as in Guantanamo.
The general came to Abu Ghraib to Gitmoize the facility.
by myskinisnotmyown December 9, 2011
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gitoid

Person whom you have git-ful feelings towards is a gitoid. A git in the pure sense. A person whom you feel a certain temporary loathing.
You are a complete gitoid.

Said person has just done something profound to which you object. Your response:

gitoid. >>:(
by modarchive October 10, 2005
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