gophering

A term used for being endlessly distracted while also trying to vehemently convince one's self of not enjoying said distraction and complaining about it, yet being distracted anyway.

Commenter: NO! NO! STOP GOING THE WRONG DAMN WAY! Ugh... there he goes gophering off again.

by Reaperrz April 18, 2017

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GeoTheDerpyOne

"GeoTheDerpyOne, a legend over the entirety of the gaming universe. Otherwise known as Geo the Great, he is a derpy individual with a goal to be the worst gamer in all of history.

"Man GeoTheDerpyOne is like the best gamer ever!!"
"I know right, have you seen his CSGO surf skills, and don't even get me started at his OSU hidden plays"

by Geo_The_Grate June 26, 2018

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Geopile

A pile of sticks or rocks that a geocacher looks for while geocaching. Geocaches are often hidden under geopiles.

"I think I see a geopile over there. Maybe the geocache is under it."

by Ladybug25 July 4, 2012

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gopher

to go, in the spirit of going dumb. normally used to describe something.

origin: Aaron Hall started using it in 2006 as a bastardized form of goes...the term then spread faster than the clap

a-star: yo myspace name from tech n9ne...that gopher

by Brittnasty The Mad MC December 9, 2006

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While giving a Cincinnati Bowtie (Tracheotomy Style), the Receiving Participant leans the head backward. Thus allowing the penis to protrude from the mouth. As if it were a Gopher Sticking it’s head out of a Gopher Hole.

The Gopher Hole was originally preformed at McCullough-Hyde Memorial Hospital in Oxford, Ohio but the recipient died of asphyxiation and additional complacations.

by Chuck Dickensmay May 13, 2006

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