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Suny Geneseo

Ranked as the 2nd best public college in the north, this institution is the home of honor roll students who taste alcohol once and then it's on. Closed parties are enforced due to the local law that attempts to crack down on underage drinking but fails. If you are not on a sports team, club, or a part of greek life then you will drink alone. Mens Rugby is the largest club with an average of 60 members. Sororities include AOPI, ADE, SMAC, Sigma Kappa, and CLIO which is the worst. If you attend Geneseo you will get a great education but will develop a slight alcoholism problem. The most popular Fraternities include Kappa Sigma (gay), MAC, Crows, and notorious date rapers DK. You will be held in high esteem if you graduate but be prepared to drink or smoke your way through professors that went to Harvard, Brown, Columbia, Penn State, NorthWestern, and Johns Hopkins. Great school, great hockey, and an a nationally ranked rugby team.
"Oh I see you attended SUNY Geneseo?"
"Yeah, I'm actually qualified for this position, let me crack a beer."
by John Bangalore September 17, 2017
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Child Genius

A very stupid child, with absolutely no hope of making anything substantial out of their life.
Their parents refer to them as a "child genius" to cover their pain and anger at their child's stupidity.
Christine: Hey, can I enter my son Job for the youngster intelligence challenge?

Wasteman who organises the competition: Sure, what's his IQ?

Christine: Oh, he doesn't have one, he's a real child genius.
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not-genius

noun. An individual, group or corporation lacking basic common sense or "smarts". At least 2 sandwiches and a pickle short of a picnic.
"Blimey, Jason really is a not-genius regarding the management of Hammond Northsore Regional Airport."
by sharrypops November 21, 2009
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stroke of genius

Last night i got a stroke of genius from the girl in my chem lab.
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Genesis 4:15

1.An excerpt from the bible.

2. Where Avenged Sevenfold got their name.
"and the Lord said unto him, Therfore whosoever slayeth Cain vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold."

-Genesis 4:15
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geniuse

A person who is smart most of the time, but who makes the occasional hideous spelling mistake, and therefore loses his 'smart' status.
"Tonight has produced what can only described as 'pure geniuse'!" he proclaimed when writing to tell his friends of his achievements of the evening.
by Jollynut October 5, 2010
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Stable Genius

Donald Trump is the most stable genius the Russians have ever had.
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