Garrett

A low IQ man that departs that same few words such as brain dead, retard and much other stupid shit. Garrett is also the guy who would get rejected but gets salty at other people. Garrett is one of those people you just randomly receive a dick pic from but it’s a fucking side ways rectangle and it only stands 3 inches. Garrett is the one person who would never follow through ton stuff such as going out side or getting a job or hanging out with friends what ever it is he dose not stick with his word.

Man is that Garrett I fucking hate that kid what a Douche.

by Shjabsjejd August 9, 2020

Garrett

Hes a big dick sometimes but he has a small dick hes not hot or nice hes the worst person ever

Garretts such a dick no one likes him

by Kjiblets February 27, 2017

Garrett

Claims he hooked up with a ginger and that he was a stoner in North Carolina but is really just a big lier he’s cool at times tho

I beat up Garrett.

by GlooI January 25, 2018

Garrett

A cheeki fookin coon

"He just told me to shove a massive Bambi splinter in my urethra, fucking Garretts"

by A Fucking Cunt December 9, 2016

gayrettes

Sudden gay outbursts from a still-in-the-closet person. Usually slipped into a normal conversation (oops - there's one now - sorry for my gayrettes!!).

Q: Do you like girls?
A: Yeah sure - of course.
Q: Yeah me too. Cocks - big fucking cocks. Cocks.
A: Dude you got Gayrettes.

by werdnad October 8, 2013

garrett schrader

Cool hot big dick luck to date him

Big dick garrett Schrader Brody

by Cool guy1 January 9, 2014

garrett kula

That bitch in the back of the class who wants to suck off the teacher

Garrett Kula, quit F'ing the teacher

by Papa Daddy daddy February 20, 2015