gabe

sunset pictures. that is all

“Who’s this gabe guy?”
“Sunset pictures.”
“What?”
“Sunset. Pictures.”

by bigboicorolla September 23, 2019

Gabe

The coolest, smartest, best looking guy alive. The epitome of a well-hung male. He has a huge penis but he remains modest and humble. He is the perfect male with body, brain and heart to match. This man will impress you with his many talents. He hangs out witch Chuck Norris in his spare time and he's the coolest, nicest and most caring friend you could ever want. If you meet a Gabe you are among the luckiest people on earth. This person's underwear alone would sell for millions on Pawn Stars.

A more talented, more handsome, smarter, more lovable, taller, more athletic Zac Efron.

He's so popular, he's almost a Gabe.

Wow, did you see the Gabe sized package on that guy?

If you were any more perfect you'd be such a Gabe.

by Eveofdestruction October 26, 2011

Gabe Newell

Our true god, lord and saviour. All other gods are lies.

Gabe Newell's gifts upon us is a steam sale.

by DQCTOR October 12, 2018

Gabe

Someone who is really nice, cute, and has really pretty gold/ green eyes. You will fall in love with him almost instantly. Sadly, he never stays around. Eventually he moves and it's all you can do to not think about him.

Wow, he was such a Gabe, I'm sad he moved to Washington.

by yo.crazy.lol9876 February 4, 2010

Gabe Itch

Someone who is a gay bitch

Kyle: Have you heard of Gabe?
The Victim: No, who’s that
Kyle: Gabe Itch, Ha GOTTEM!

by That Gabe Itch Over There May 25, 2020

Gabber Polka

The hybrid bastard of Gabber and Polka music, combining 19th century duple time Bohemian dance tunes with modern, heart-stopping 808 beats exceeding speeds of 300 BPM, making the hop-step-close-step Polka dance virtually impossible except when under the influence of methamphetamine cocktails.
Gabber Polka was conceived in 2003 by DJ Leo Ascarrunz of Bolivia and San Francisco writer/author laureate Tom Carter while programming streaming music for their web site.

Only three Gabber Polka songs are known to exist: one of traditional Gabber Polka named ‘Liechtensteiner Nightmare,’ another of the more expressive Progressive Gabber Polka called ‘Crank & Beer,’ and the third of the underground Deep Progressive Gabber Polka named ‘Murder, Poland Style.’

by MPB October 9, 2003

Gabe

Everything positive

Wow, Stephen is such a Gabe.

by mackattack415 November 7, 2009