living on the right side of the glory hole

The act of being in charge of one’s life while still taking chances like the man with his member through a glory hole. The preferable side of the otherwise uncomfortable 2 person act of glory hole-ing.

Doug: “Did you see Brad is opening a new topless casino downtown?

Jeff: “That guy’s really living on the right side of the glory hole man”

by Smittydidit January 1, 2023

gloyboy

a rentboy or young male prostitute

everyone thought it was alec's grandson visiting him. could it be his gloyboy?

by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

Gloryholesque

A situation in which would be more pleasing, if you didn't see someone's face.

The woman before this gave a Gloryholesque performance.

by SnookiezInc April 30, 2009

glory wolf

The glory wolf is a mythical creature that creates his own glory holes by smashing his phallus through walls when you least expect it. You're forced to suck his pork sword or else he'll kill you because he's a fucking wolf.

Guy 1: I had the worst night, I was sleeping and minding my own business when the fucking glory wolf decided to show up and make my night. You thought the Kool-Aid guy was annoying? I still have bits of fur and paint chips from the wall stuck in my teeth.

Guy 2: That sounds awful man, glory glory wolfalujah.

by Yeluk June 16, 2010

glory-holer

adj. One who frequents his\her orifices on or around a glory hole.

I didn't think you were such a fucking glory-holer.

by misterfister420 February 25, 2011

Gloppinboopin

A descriptive term for when a man cums in a girls ass so powerfully that it shoots like a projectile out of her nose

Hey man I heard about you giving Elissa a gloppinboopin! Good job!

by HotTittyDong27 August 9, 2017

Drained Glory

A cool unsigned local band from enfield ct consisting of Cadin Connor, Kelli Wang, Zac, and Cassie. There pretty a much alterative grungy poppunk indie rock type of deal but they arent into lables check them out ... If your brave ... and clean...

Guy #1: DUDE!!! WHO WAS THAT STELLAR LOCAL BAND THAT PLAYED THE PALLADIUM THE OTHER NIGHT!!!
Guy#2: Yeah they were great
Steve: That was Drained Glory
Guy #1: Shut up steve

by XXfallinginreverseXX September 29, 2011