Gift Narc

A person who tells the recipient of a gift what the gift is before the person actually receives it.

During the Christmas Holiday, the wife called her husbands place of employment looking for him. Despite knowing he had stepped out to buy his wife something at Tiffany's, the phone receptionist answered, "He's at Tiffanys shopping."
To which the wife responded, "He's going to but me something at Tiffanys!!!" A co-worker called the phone receptionist a "gift narc" for ruining the holiday surprise.

by bonafied cracker December 30, 2011

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paper gifts

"Paper gifts" are gifts of money (check or cash) or gift cards. Paper gifts are appropriate when the gift receiver does not want an actual present or particular item.

Paper gifts are common for weddings where the bride and groom do not have a lot of space in their new home for bulky gifts.

by BlackCat2014 March 3, 2014

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Fireman’s Gift

n. A big, fat, long hose packed tightly in a red Speedo.

I was suntanning in my bikini at the beach and it had been so long that my lady garden was on fire, so I called over the lifeguard and to my surprise I was greeted with a fireman’s gift.

by Word Doctor 1 October 29, 2021

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Poke gift

A gift a woman buys a man after the hardship of poking to create life .

I would like my poke gift for this hardship.

by Pokemaster March 11, 2023

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Gods gift

A strain of weed so sweet you could climb the purple fields of Cush and settle yourself between her lovely Indica hips and just feel the positive vibrations.

A truly one of a kind purple Indica goddess

I found an OG who said he has found Gods gift....

Like the real gods gift Purp with the reds and the greens????

Yeah he said he found the one...

by The freshness April 29, 2021

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