fucktard contest

A fucktard contest is usually between a bunch of mucho males to prove who will go to the futhest lengths to humiliate themselves usually whilst drunk!

Matt:I'm sorry i didn't mean to spill beer all down your top!
Rachel:You must be the king of the fucktard contest *storms off*

fucktard contest by Beth_pwned_the_rock_show May 25, 2007

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fucktardian slip

Much worse than a Freudian slip!Root word fucktard.

My emo drunken brother(IE:The Fucktard)who claims to like his girlfriends bulldog had a fucktardian slip when he accidently expressed his dislike for it.Girlfriend not happy now!

fucktardian slip by Kfallsguy April 8, 2011

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fucktasticable

Mmmmm ... looks fucktasticable. o_0

fucktasticable by MSAWA August 7, 2011

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fucktardy

to be late for some entirely half-witted reason

Gavin was fucktardy for work again today: he spent the whole morning trying to dislodge his finger from a faucet

fucktardy by aeioulmao June 3, 2015

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Fucktard

See Adam Schiff.

You are insane and need medications. Don't act like such a fucktard!

Fucktard by LCMB March 14, 2018

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Fucktardistic

Something so incredibly stupid that it has the capacity of changing one's life (usually not for the best).

That was the most Fucktardistic thing I've ever done

Fucktardistic by Andrew Todd69 January 1, 2021

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fucktard

Someone who is so stupid by default that to call them a retard would be an insult to those retarded everywhere.

Their ignorance and lack of redeeming factors make them fucktards.

"I can't believe John, the stupid fucktard, would go and say that to Julie after telling him so many times not to!"

fucktard by Matt Hayward (AUS) March 30, 2004

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