Frosty Log

When u freeze a turd and then ejaculate on it.

Pull that turd out of the freezer so I can bust a nut on it and make a frosty log

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

Frosty Nicholls

When you jizz , cum all over your own chin , have no tissue and decided just to lick it off.

I had a wank yesterday, I pulled a frosty Nicholls .

Walked in on cousin yesterday , he tried to pull a frosty Nicholls , but I licked it off instead .

by Farmmememe April 6, 2019

frosty freddy

a blow job on a cold winters nite also used as an insult

1)oh man i could use a nice frosty freddy rite about now
2)tim was getting with this one chick last nite and he totally got a frosty freddy
3)shut up before i make you get on your knees and give me a frosty freddy

by skippy brand peanut butter May 31, 2006

frosty cat

(1) Hardly ever used vagina.

"Too bad Anna wouldn't give it up, I woudn't mind getting to that frosty cat in her pants."

by xxxsomebodyxxx September 13, 2008

frosty wank

To be so cold while jacking it off that your genitalia becomes frosty, giving you a unique tingling feeling.

Jimmy had a frosty wank in his backyard while watching Joe bang his brand new drum in the snow.

Jimmy: Your drum playing is really making me want to have a frosty wank.

Joe: I'll bang it harder then

by ThisUsernameWasTaken December 14, 2015

frosty windshield

when a polar bear craps on your face

things got intense last night, i totally got a frosty windshield

by nickh702 November 3, 2010

frosty jim

Urinating into a condom then freezing it, then allowing the female to use it as a dildo

She was happy to receive the frosty jim

by Agginroodpart February 8, 2015