When a desperate man proceedes to have sexual intercourse with a snowman or snowwoman. His dick becomes frosted and numb to lose feeling and even pleasure.
Rodger:"yo dave did u hear about Eric?"
Dave:" What that the poor ugly basterd cant get any poon"
Rodger:"besides that since he was too poor to buy a sex doll he enter the back door of little jacobs frosty snowman last night, now he has some dick frost.
Dave: WTF! he shoulda just waited for the mud puddle.
Dave:" What that the poor ugly basterd cant get any poon"
Rodger:"besides that since he was too poor to buy a sex doll he enter the back door of little jacobs frosty snowman last night, now he has some dick frost.
Dave: WTF! he shoulda just waited for the mud puddle.
by Dike Mink March 31, 2008
Get the Dick Frost mug.A sexual event. This is something that can only happen when three instances are correct:
- You must be having sex doggy-style.
- You must be wearing a condom.
- You must be having sex with someone you hate, as this will ensure that you never have sex with them again.
During sex, the object is to pull out very quickly and slather Icy Hot on your penis (this is why wearing a condom is essential). Then, re-insert and after a moment scream, "FROST SHOCK!" while making some sort of epically awesome hand gesture. Then, of course, you run.
- You must be having sex doggy-style.
- You must be wearing a condom.
- You must be having sex with someone you hate, as this will ensure that you never have sex with them again.
During sex, the object is to pull out very quickly and slather Icy Hot on your penis (this is why wearing a condom is essential). Then, re-insert and after a moment scream, "FROST SHOCK!" while making some sort of epically awesome hand gesture. Then, of course, you run.
"Man, I was fucking Sasquatch last night and I gave her the Frost Shock. Maybe now the bitch won't call me any more."
"Can you believe it? I got a Frost Shock! I didn't think I'd ever walk right again!"
"Can you believe it? I got a Frost Shock! I didn't think I'd ever walk right again!"
by HLY_SHFT June 17, 2009
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by Maur Schtupedschit July 1, 2005
Get the fosters flop mug.1. A spell that deals a little over 500 frost damage and slows the target to 50% normal speed for 8 seconds; movement speed reduction is subject to diminishing returns.
2. A spell mostly alliance whine the heck about because they don't have as much experience with shamans as horde players do.
2. A spell mostly alliance whine the heck about because they don't have as much experience with shamans as horde players do.
by Boznick September 26, 2005
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Get the fostered mug.an absolutley chill and perfect guy with bright blue eyes and has a hipster side. wheels girls in but plays hard to get and makes all females fall madly over him not on purpose. beach bum with straggley hair and glasses. knows what girl he wants but plays with her heart.
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by beach hipster January 19, 2011
Get the foster mug.verb: to ejaculate on her face while she is asleep. Later she wakes up to a face that is crusty with semen
One late night Aaron decided he would ejaculate on the face of a drunk girl while she was passed out, she found in the morning she had a frostface.
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