Feeding the horse

The act of losing fingers while fingering a vagina

Chris: What happened to Mikes hand?
Niel: He was feeding the horse.
Chris: who's?

Niel: Your mom's.

by RickyBobby69 February 10, 2015

Feeding the pig

Waiting and possibly nurturing the girl's "issue" until it passes, at which point you can persue her.

A girl who is too young for you has an attraction for you, but you can't do anything about it due to her age. So you "feed the pig" until she is older and then you allow her attraction for you to turn into something.

Origin: Came from the term "Feeding the pig" which is a situation in where you have a small pig that is useless to you, so you feed it and nurture it until it grows to a fat pig in which you then have a use for it.

Bill: Hey man, that girl wants me so bad. Too bad she's too young.

Tom: Why don't you just feed the pig until she's older?

Bill: Ya man, feeding the pig on this girl will pay off in the end.

by CMBC June 16, 2009

freezing my bollocks off

Another way of saying that one is cold.

Oi! Guvnor, I'm freezing my bollocks out ere

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

freeping

mindlessly surfing Facebook for girls you saw last night at the bar, people in your classes, and ex girlfriends

I am freeping my fucking face off right now

by KSkrilla January 20, 2011

Feeding the Dog

The act of inserting dry dog food into the foreskin of a penis and "chewing" it by pushing the foreskin backwards and forwards repeatedly.

Mom: Eric, what are you doing out there?
Eric: I am just feeding the dog, mom.

by Squidward666 April 24, 2018

Feeding the hungry

A sexual maneuver where one eats bad food and vomits into the female vagina during oral sex.

Oh my god, my boyfriend totally fed my hungry last night... it burned for hours!

by MickeyRourke November 28, 2004

Freading

When you descretely read the magazine/book the guy beside you's actually reading in the tube/bus.That's your free reading of the day.

On the way back home I've been freading for almost 10 minuts and the guy didn't even notice.

by Grande Ourse December 15, 2008