frackleheimer

An extremely fat purple fish. Typically when it is chopped in half it's blood sparkles and give you the power to turn anyone you want homosexual. The blood is typically rainbow colored and you can buy it at walmart in the automotive repair aisle.

P1: Edward Cullen is a frackleheimer!

P2: That would explain Jasper...

by Meow~Rawr April 14, 2010

Fracking Shat

Like "fucking shit" but with more razzle dazzle.

What the absolute fracking shat does that mean

by Bbberonika November 2, 2019

Fracktail

When you are trying to preform a task on your computer, but you encounter technical problems you don't understand. Derived from the game Super Paper Mario.

I'm trying to export the video, but my computer keeps Fracktailing.

by O' Chungus March 16, 2023

mattress fracking

Having a wet dream while sleeping on your stomach

Geology Professor: "Oil drillers shoot silt at high speeds to split rocks underground to find and raise oil. This is called 'fracking.'"

Student (whispering): "Huh, I guess I did some mattress fracking last night."

by TheHumbucker November 8, 2013

taint fracking

When you have intercourse with a woman by using your penis to drill a hole in between her vagina and anus.

I was so tired of plain old anal with her, so we explored some untapped taint fracking opportunities.

by Phil Nagi November 23, 2016

fanny fracking

the process of injecting liquid at high pressure into a fanny

I'm going to give her a right fanny fracking When I get home

by Rivet busters July 20, 2017

fr1ck.mp4

A person that makes memes. A word that only people on Instagram know about because of the accounts and hashtags. Only legendary plebs use this word.

oh, he's such a fr1ck.mp4

by sovietuber April 7, 2019