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fluff a duck

An alternative to fuck off. Literally meaning to squat down and swoosh a ducks feathers in a circular motion. But used as a defense from a defensive situation.
Cohen: You’re looking pretty short buddy, ahaha dwarf.
Friend: Go fluff a duck!
by bedbuggy666 May 19, 2018
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Cluster Fluff

Since the cluster fluff of extending rail service to Waikanae, retimetabling for overcrowding and not introducing the Matangi trains on time, you all probably know by now that the Melling Line trains have been replaced by rail replacement buses, and are leaving from the dreaded platform 9 at Wellington Station.
by Dr Omega May 4, 2011
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nut fluff

To put baby Powder on the balls to keep them fresh
I nut fluffed after i got home from work to keep my nuts fresh all evening long
by rockcrawlintoy May 14, 2008
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Fluff and fold

Cleaning, make shine, make it look much better.
The car is dirty... Give it a fluff and fold.
by Bald Anthony June 19, 2010
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Poker Fluff

when a man is playing strip poker, and he puts some kind of special effort into getting himself only slightly sexually aroused, so if he loses and has to take it all off, he'll have a semi and it will look like his penis in its flaccid state is bigger than it really is
"When Jeff was playing strip poker with us last night and ended up being down to his boxers, we noticed him discreetly tugging on his crotch area a couple of times while also seemingly taking some peeks at Kate's cleavage. I smirkingly whispered to him, 'you're giving yourself the Poker Fluff, aren't you?'"
by J888 April 10, 2008
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Fluff mist

The stink zone you want to avoid walking through after someone has farted.
Person one: "UGH...pew!! Who crapped their pants?"

Person two: "No one!! Uncle Ralph had beans and broccoli again. You just wallked through the fluff mist!"
by sunni9 September 27, 2010
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e-Fluff

An intangible product or service that is used to either pad, fill or give substance to an already existing product or service that has little or no percieved value.

e-Fluff is never useful and is definatley never wanted, its just there, it just exists to add an extra bullet point to an already long list of pointless features.

Terms like "Digital" and "Downloadable" are often key indicators that you are about to purchase some eFluff, buyer beware!

e-Fluff is generally used to turn a pyramid selling company into one that appears like it is selling a legit product or service.

If a marketing plan sucks, then the best rememedy usually by online marketers is to spinkle a little eFluff around the product page to make it seem like its worth more than what it is.
"Quick, we need to add some more e-Fluff to our product line to try and get more sales!"
by Direct Seller May 13, 2008
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