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Flooper

An attempt at any kind of cooking that goes horribly wrong
For instance, you have committed a flooper when you frost the cake before it is cool and the top layer slides off the bottom layer and lands on the counter; or when you accidentally use salt in place of sugar in a recipe; or when you horribly, grotesquely burn the roast.
by SetterMama January 22, 2012
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floore

A man who drunkenly tells female friends that he likes them, knowing they like him too. Then takes back what he said, leaving the girl shell shocked and hurt.
"My friend told me he loved me then said he didn't mean what he said the day after!"

"He did a floore. His loss."
by slippersock October 22, 2013
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Floobergoober

An unintelligent, overweight cat/feline referred to by a legal name symbolizing a natural beauty of the sky or sea.
Aurora, stupid cat, you are a floobergoober.
by SmellyButt January 10, 2015
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Flooper

A socially awkward dork, who doesn't bathe, do laundry, brush their teeth or use deoderant. They typically wear gaming clothes and can be found in front of a laptop or xbox, while gaming with other "floopers."

They are solitary creatures, but can travel in packs and are easily offended when you mock their stupid Japanese music that they listen to on their iPods.

They are are typically virgins, and will remain that way unless the planets align or someone with low self esteem chooses to mate with them.
Dude, I saw a flooper at GameStop. He was buying the new World of Warcraft game. He smelled like B.O.and Mountain Dew. He had a fanny pack to.

I was at the library and saw some floopers playing "Magic." They looked so pathetic.
by Sukmyshoe August 25, 2014
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Floofe

I have a nice floofe
by floofe September 17, 2014
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Flooded my Ostrich

Ejaculating during an OTPHJ
"Did you hangout with Sally last night?"

"Yeah, she flooded my ostrich before we made it home."
by cantlooseon22s December 31, 2015
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flooperdingo

the sweat between the belly fat rolls.
"Bro wipe that flooperdingo from your body, ew."
by Flopperdingo October 6, 2016
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