Trump-flake

A trump supporter who acts like a snowflake when hearing things about Donald Trump they do not like.

Hey man, what’s up George’s ass today?

“Just ignore it man, this impeachment inquiry has him acting like a real trump-flake.”

by Allgood October 11, 2019

Crispy Ass Flakes

Noun. Flakes via the anus that are quite crispy.

If you don't wipe good enough, you accumulate crispy ass flakes.

by 3guyjoe November 19, 2013

flake out

To cancel previously agreed upon plans last minute or just not show up.

I can't believe he would flake out! He said he would vote to advance Kavanaugh's nomination to the full Senate, however he just announced that he would support the nomination only after a delay of one week for an FBI investigation.

by GEK September 28, 2018

Pooter Flakes

When a girl has a very crusty vagina, and she happens to be very horny. Therefore when she gets wet someone will preform the act of scooping the crusty wetness like eating corn flakes.

Olympia loves to get pooter flakes done to her.

by bobsmith123 January 3, 2008

Flober

Someone who is extremely sober, but has had wayyy too much to drink and is fuckin' shit up....but is very very sober...yet completely under the influence of alcohol.

I am sober as a fuckin' flober right now.

by mummybears November 4, 2010

I Flaked

This is used primarily by people in Hollwood to explain why they didn't show up at a planned event that they promised to attend.

Arnold: Dude,you promised to come to my private party and bring the cocaine.
Sylvester:Dude, I Flaked.
Arnold:Oh, that's cool.

by Mojo maniac October 7, 2008

Flake-cake

A flake-cake is someone who normally flakes on you. But because calling them a flake sounds lame, you use the term flake-cake.

Britters is a flake-cake.

by that guy who said it first June 11, 2006