Double Fisting

When someone eats/drinks from both hands simultaneously.

Josh was double fisting pizza and they were both pepperoni.

by TheLaminator June 4, 2019

Furry Fisting

Verb

1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.

Grandma was some pissed on Sunday when she caught me furry fisting myself. Not sure if it was on account of all the giz or cause I spilled all the mints outta her pockets.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

fisting

the act of penetrating ones rectum or vagina with a fist most popular with gays

Johnathan was fisting his boyfriend and he couldnt take it out

by im2dope December 9, 2008

Fisting Ass

A word used to describe someone who won't hurry their ass up

someone who takes their sweet time

a lollygagger

"Khala stop fisting ass!"

by slick weasssel December 17, 2008

fisting

Those consequences resultant when one's computer is either knowingly or unknowingly maliciously invaded with malignant viruses and/or spy/ad-ware programs.

May be used in a sentence:
As a statement: "Kazaa really fisted my computer."
As an exclamatory outburst: "Hot damn, that porno site seriously fisted my system!"
As an observation: "Damnit, these viruses are really fisting your computer!"

by The Big Don Griener April 27, 2004

Fisting Stool

A place to sit with a fist inserted into your cunt or bum while reading or having an orgasm. A seated form of fist fucking

I sat on the fisting stool which spread my blerta wide enough to stick a donut in it. Man I felt good afterwards

by Hans Fistur September 17, 2008

fistin

this is the proper spelling for fisting, most of the definitions are correct. the more obscene one's are probably mopre correct.

same as above

by theboss December 23, 2003