shifty filipino

A shifty filipino guard is typically someone who’s very agile and has alot of fluidity in basketball. 99 finish. (extra points if they’re relatives or if they came straight from the philippines) their most common names are rams, allen, joshua, jake, RJ and more

“yo guard him!”
“nah bro, thats a shifty filipino”

by tonybone April 3, 2024

Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.

Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.

by old observer April 16, 2023

Filipino Hot Pocket

The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.

Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.

by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025

Filipino breakfast

Derived from many expats who have spent time in the Philippines, it is defined as “a blowie and a nap”.

It would be great to end Father’s Day with a Filipino breakfast.

by KindOfaBigDeal6969 June 17, 2025

Filipino Fever

Currently being obsessed with Filipinos 😍😍😍,

Gosh, I’m having “Filipino fever” right now!!

by Lina B. February 26, 2024

filipino

Not Aimee Mabelle.

Aimee thinks she's filipino lol.

by zephryst October 8, 2019

Filipino 4-Pointer

Going above and beyond unnecessarily, especially in a smug way. Derived from the fact that the PBA introduced a 4-point line in 2024.

Coed 1: "Did you see Remy turning in his exam early *and* giving a cronut to the professor?"
Coed 2: "Mother fucker is Filipino 4-Pointer, that's what's up."

by CKMeredith June 20, 2025