What would Fifty Cent do

SEE ALSO: WWFCD
A question as to choices hypothetically (to be) made by the American Rapper, FIFTY CENT ... if he was in your (stinkin') shoes, OR
if he found himself in a similar jam as you seem to have managed.
By asking, one could be encouraging the other to do the right thing like FIFTY CENT surely would. Confer: "What would Jesus Do?", WWJD?

"WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO wif a bag o' fiddies?"

"Don't do that! WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO if he seen you? I'n tellin' you, he'd smack yo' bitch up!"

by Cholito (no hate) Hellamongo is love October 16, 2006

buck-fifty (also buck-fiddy)

1. n. a wound produced by sudden violent contact.
2. n. a wound that requires one hundred and fifty stitches.

"If she keeps talking shit I'm gonna give her a buck-fifty to her eye."

by Komfort May 17, 2003

three fifty's for eight twenties

Soulja Slim Used This To Show Even Though He'd Have 10 dollars Less Having Three Fifty's he'd Rather Have The Larger Bills Ya HEard ME

aS USED IN THE ILL PAY FOR IT song "three fifty's for eight twenties"

by Just_Sum_Goon September 22, 2009

Fifty-three thousand to the minus tenth

A very difficult mathematical operation, which gives as a result 5.7179625e-48, which is a very complex number. A dumb mathematician said that this number is also the result of 1 to the second. That man was murdered soon after.

fifty-three thousand to the minus tenth is equal to 1 to the second.

by Myhuoseisadragon March 3, 2023

sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag

Wearing clothes too small, being too heavy for your clothes

Man...look at that 300 pound woman is size 5 jeans. She looks like sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag.

Dammit, I'm getting too fat for my clothes. i feel like sixty pounds of shit in a forty pound bag

by Zadok the beast February 27, 2009

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Fifty Fuck Flurry

A combination of all 50 state based urban dictionary sex acts where they're all done at a rapid fire rate following up one after another like a big sex flurry, and the sex acts that are involved goes as follows.

Alabama Hot Pocket
Alaskan Firedragon
Phoenix Riot Shield
Arkansas Knuckleball
San Francisco Steam Train
Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob
Hartford Hot Sauce
Dover Dustoff
Tallahassee Night Train
Georgia Scorcher
Honolulu Handshake
Idaho Potato Sack
Peoria Handshake
Indiana Clown Pie
Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb
Topeka Destroyer
Kentucky Lawnmower
Louisiana Bull-ride
Maine Garden Gnome
Baltimore Blowfish
Massachusetts Slurpee
Grand Rapids White Sauce
Minneapolis Bullfrog
Mississippi Meathook
Missouri Compromise
Montana Monorail
Omaha Hambone
Las Vegas Spatula
New Hampshire Smore
New Jersey Turnpike Special
New Mexico Window Washer
Manhattan Flapjack
North Carolina Headbutt
North Dakota Hot Air Balloon
Cleveland Steamer
Oklahoma Pink Sock
Oregon Mud Puddle
Philadelphia Sidecar
Rhode Island Hotdog
South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk
South Dakota Soggy Taco
Tennessee Log Jammer
Texas Chili Bowl
Mormon First Base
Vermont Maple Tapper
Virginia Hand Jive
Seattle Snorkeler
West Virginia Hand Puppet
Green Bay Butter Churner
Wyoming Prairie Dog

"You ain't ready for the Fifty Fuck Flurry homie."
"You think you can handle the Fifty Fuck Flurry my guy?"
"The Fifty Fuck Flurry ain't for beginners."

by IMassTerBaitDaily July 31, 2025